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realitista @lemmy.world

2y ago

Just the essentials

Via Goat To Self

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Plot twist: the aliens' one weakness is lavender oil.
- The Signs school of Chekhov’s gun. Water. More water. Water everywhere! Oh no! Aliens! I wonder what their weakness is 😉
  
  This made me chuckle
- Is that what it says? I couldn't read it and thought it said lemonade.
  
  Yep, says lavender oil.
The essential SUPPLIES not the essential oils!
- "What's this? I said, take only what you need to survive."
  "My industrial-strength hair dryer. And I can't live without it!!"
She looks so satisfied with herself.
In the event of an apocalypse and you do happen to pack a great bag of actual essentials .... someone bigger stronger and with a gun is going to murder you for it.
- That's why you also pack a gun? Size doesn't really matter if you have one.
  
  A gun would add some serious weight to your pack, which would often mean you don’t cover ground as easily.
  It’d be fun to see an apocalypse where everyone packed a gun to steal from everyone else but no one packed any food.
- That's why you trade them out for some big guns.
Well, there aren't any working toilets anymore
Maybe this will help with the smell
Should have grabbed the olive oil.
- but olive oil isn't prized for its essence
  
  Essence of garlic bread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vFWzQVrwpY
- Take only what you need to survive.

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