without doxing yourself how far away from a cow are you right now?

"My wife is in the other room."

The ones I'm seeing thru the window are moving right now so I couldn't tell you exactly
- MOOving

Nice try FBI but you will never take my cows
- We have the right to graze on federal lands! We’ll take over the office! I was low on butt plugs anyway

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
idk pretty far though. probably at least 20 miles

At any given moment, I am seconds away from having a cow.
- simply have a cow man.

Sad answer is that live not too far from an active abbatoir. So, unfortunately not that far away.
- abbatoir

there is likely a hidden (secret cow) nearby.
- there's a cow behind you right now
  
  no just my radiator. (small apartment)

i live atop a giant cow. her name is tortmooga. all the stars in the night sky. drops of milk strewn across the endless shadow grassland of the hereafter. revolving with boundless speed. ungulating into infinite bovinity.

A minute’s walk probably? Neighbor across the road’s got cows

It depends on whether or not the rodeo is in town. For one month a year, I am 15 minutes away from many cows.

As the crow flies, or actual travel time? 'cos there's, like, an hour difference between those.
- bird based measurements
  
  i live 30-50 birds away from a cow. (feral birds)
  
  'bout a half an hour.

I can see 3 from my loungeroom window. Little cuties.

10-20 miles. Although, knowing my neighbors, I wouldn't be too surprised if there was one within a couple miles right now.

About ten minutes

i got a cow in ma pants

like 50 moo-ters, I live on a farm

2.5 miles, as the crow flies.

20 minute walk maybe?
it's not a dairy farm, but a smallholding that has a pet cow, they actually farm crops
nearest dairy farm is like ~40 miles away i think

Some family down the street from where I work has their cow out grazing about twice a week. So about a 5 minute walk.

I am the cow (complimentary).

About a mile

Like an hour, buggers are everywhere creating some issues. I don't like them eating the plants. :(

100 meters maybe

2 miles likely, but let's say 3 miles to be certain.

like cow in a field type thing, probably ~3 miles or so maybe less, I live kinda on the outskirts of the city, it's cheaper and quieter for the most part, but I can still get downtown on my bike in 30 mins pretty easily

Used to live in audible moo range, now I'm like 5 to 8 minutes away from the nearest cow.

Surely there is a cow within 5 kilometers. I'm not sure where, but there has to be,

I WANT to say 50 miles, perhaps 100, but considering where I live, if there's actually one 15 mins away I should not be surprised.

...moo?

Less than a mile.

7 minutes by bike

I am cow

Maybe a couple miles at most, probably less

I live in a large city (relative to my country) and I'm about 10 minutes away from a cow (I know this for a fact).

About 1-2 miles, but the cow numbers are quite limited. Probably 10 miles before I reach high cow density.

live in a major american city, maybe 5-10 miles

200 yards, give or take
Horses is probably closer and chickens are right next door

Oh about a five minute walk

10 minutes by bike. 3 minutes by car

I am on vacation and am almost directly in the middle of Chicago's loop. So uhhhh several miles?
- the stockyards have all closed up shop right?

Depending on traffic, 30 minutes to an hour.

Probably less than 15min walking.
About 4 years ago a bunch of cows wandered straight into my parent's backyard... I woke up from wierd noises, looked outside and saw a huge fucking cow standing right outside the window staring at me. In a semi panic I went upstairs to wake my sister (was night at the time) and we were both just stupidly looking at them from the balcony while they were chilling down in the garden. They left whole lot of shit piles too!

Close enough to hear one and see it moving around but far enough away that it just looks like a blurry brown orb

20-25 minutes on a bike
- These people saying "I am a great distance from a cow. There's no chance of a cow flaling on my head right now" are gonna get the Earthworm Jim treatment

less than 1000m, but i'm about to catch a bus, so generally about 4000m

probably about 10km, though I used to live much closer

About 10 km I'd say, would take over 40 minutes by bus depending on traffic.

20km?

10 minutes

idk. maybe an hour? i'm sure she's somewhere but my psychic abilities are weak.

At the moment probably like 20 or 30 miles but it's mostly food crops nearby

A live one or a dead one? From a live one, depending on your definition of cow, I could bike to one in 20 minutes. If you're okay counting a dead one there's a butcher shop around the corner from me so, quite close.

I mean... I'm pretty sure the local uni has some, its old enough to have like a farming department of some sort. So that brings it down a lot. But it's gotta be more like 20-30 mins drive for an actual farm? Idk, there's gotta be some weirdo in the suburbs with a cow as a pet right?