Magnum PSI is a fantastic name
31 0 Reply17 0 ReplyThis will remove any poop off your but, along with some of your skin.
13 0 ReplyThis'll remove your entire pelvis.
11 0 ReplyI have a tiny kettle pressure washer that I got at a yard sale for $25. That will remove the poop and a little skin. Magnum PSI will make sure you never need to clean shit from your ass again.
6 0 ReplyWhat a horrible day to have eyes 😭
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I know this is a meme, but I ran into this same issue and it was due to the fact that the length of the tubing between my wall and toilet was too long. Once I got a shorter tube the pressure went up significantly.
12 0 ReplyI have the opposite problem. You have to just barely turn it on.
8 0 ReplySo make a loop of tubing
5 0 ReplyThey have these flow limiters that they add to showerheads I bet you could get or make one for your bidet
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I recently got a Moen and has a max pressure setting that mixes some air and it works great
I also have a brondell and it's kinda weak, I'll try your "hack"
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Can confirm. Dingleberries are a thing of the past for me thanks to that. Also I am now assless.
8 0 ReplyThanks for making me look up that word
2 0 ReplyDinkelberg!
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Just watch out for surprise water inflation
8 0 ReplyIt’s worth a try. Nothing worse than a dirty asshole
7 0 ReplyAyyyy Tony Tony chopper! Not really related, but I love that fuzzball! Lol
5 0 ReplyReally irresponsible anal cleaning advice for a doctor tho…
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This is all I can imagine happening if that was used. Eventually pop like a balloon.
4 0 ReplyOh my god. This is perfect
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why would a doctor recommend the anal vaporizer 9000??? seems highly dangerous for a reindeer to do
4 0 ReplyThere's a 35 buck one on amazon that works pretty good
3 0 ReplyBlow out your butthole!
2 0 ReplyThis cannot be the best lemmy has to offer. This os a ok joke at best. If this is truly lemmy's peak, this place is doomed.
7 11 ReplyLemmy's biggest issue is content. At least OP is adding something to the table. You are welcome to find better quality content yourself and post it here. I would give you an upvote.
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7 3 ReplySo I can't have an opinion if I don't post? I'm here to waste time, I don't really care if lemmy lives or dies.
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