6d ago

Netanyahu Warns Trump That Iran Is Days Away From Releasing the Epstein Files

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Netanyahu Warns Trump That Iran Is Days Away From Releasing the Epstein Files — The Shovel

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6d ago

Netanyahu warns Trump that Iran is days away from releasing the Epstein Files

theshovel.com.au /2025/07/16/netanyahu-warns-trump-that-iran-is-days-away-from-releasing-the-epstein-files/

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I bit the onion.
Claps.
- You bit the shovel
- And for such a short moment, it tasted so sweet...
It really pisses me off that this is the onion.
- I didn't see where this was posted and only questioned it after the joke about enrichment D=
  
  Honestly same. I can't tell any more. The first one that got me was the Gulf of America thing, thought that was a joke until I saw it on google maps
Following the successful US air strikes, Netanyahu has also discovered that Mossad agents found copies of the Epstein client list in Gaza, Hezbollah, and Syria.
Hezbollah
Lebanon?
Yea, but the premise is REALLY believable. It's something that would just fit the stupid of this years headlines.
After I laughed I thought "Don't give him any ideas!!!"
- His idea was the blackmail ring to begin with.
I know it's the onion, but really, wouldn't several countries have a copy of the list by now?
- No, why would they
  
  Because they have intelligence assets in the US government
  
  Double agents, hacking attacks, who knows what the chain of command custody was on the hard drives cds and thumb drives they cut out of epsteins safe when the fbi raided his Manhattan townhouse mansion in ‘19. Intelligence agency assets are not very scrupulous people, their main motivators are money and self preservation
considering israeli intelligence is in cahoots with epstein, i wouldnt be surprised he old benny has it too.
Thanks for the good laugh
Please bruh. That would be dope AF.
There is already a JE list:
https://www.printernational.co.uk/timmann/history.htm#epstein_list
- what the fuck is that Nazi-ass shit dude
  
  Wow, what a rabbit hole. This person has a website selling tape, but with massive subsections detailing their abusive childhood, struggles with alcoholism, and then page after page of highly personal info, genealogy, conspiracy, freemasonry... you name it. This is like time cube all over again. I hate to say it but it looks like they are struggling with psychosis or something.

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