Hetalia is real

I can't tell if this is real or not. Not my president so I don't keep up with everything he does

Hid did call apple CEO "Tim Apple".
- It's hilarious but it shouldn't. I didn't know
Looks to be real
- Thanks for the source. After watching the video, the "Mr. Japan" bit was honestly much less noteworthy than the completely incoherent rambling about sending letters to countries congratulating them on the privilege of being able to "shop in the USA". He just kept repeating that and then naming random percentages. It felt like I was having a stroke trying to understand what he was even trying to say.
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100% real. I heard the interview myself.
Lmao imagine mr japan calls hin mr freedom or he should call him mr orange?
- Mr (Annoying) Orange or Mr Hairdo, I guess you could go with Mr Freedom but I'm not sure it's a good fit. Let's Build a Wall and Let's Build a Gulag isn't what Real Mr Freedom would say but that's just my opinion
Not my president
Sorry but he is totally your president. You can't be in favor of the democratic process of elections and then distance yourself from the outcome.
You as a nation voted for Trump. He's your president. You own the consequences along with all Americans.
I don’t keep up with everything he does
You should, if only to know when the ICE Gestapo might come knocking at your door or when it's time to flee because it's too dangerous to stay in the US.
- There are people on the Internet who aren't Americans fyi lmao
- I don't live in America, I never had American citizenship, nor family or relatives or any responsibility to vote in your mess guys. Still my president you say?
- Amerikkka isn't a democracy and, despite what Amerikkkans might believe, non-Amerikkkans exist
- Not everyone here is living in the US. Trump is only president of the USA as far as I know.
- Now I'm just sitting here waiting for a reply along the lines of:
  No, he's not my president - I'm from Europe/Asia/Africa/South America
- I'll have you know my president is a proud bootlicker of Amerikkkans and the Amerikkkan world order, but he is NOT Trump, tyvm.
- Not my president.
  I’m a kremlin agent
- Relevant username
- Fair play, this is top quality confidently incorrect material.
- Username checks out.
- We did NOT vote for Trump, they cheated, and we ALL know it. He is an illegitimate leader, and should be removed from power in any way necessary.

Mr. Japan sounds like a pro wrestler in an NES game

I had to double check it wasn't on NES Pro Wrestling.

Of course, the prime minister of Japan: John Japan

Me, myself, I call him Jj
- And he has some unusual things happen. There is a show about that called JJ's somewhat unusual adventures.

I will give trump one thing, the comedic moments you get out of him like this

I used to feel that way, but Trump has done so much damage he's just not fucking funny anymore, and I wish people would stop generating all the noise to point out how stupid he is. We know, and by now it's WAAAY past funny.
I love Donald’s speeches. They’re the most tragic things I’ve ever heard …too bad he’s not one of those things you put 50p in at a fair.
- They enrage me to the point where I can't even listen to him when people play clips to mock him.
- He has a way with words, but only for the dumbest purposes. "This has not been touched by human hands" -Trump Describing McDonalds.
  "Theres nowhere to hide in the oval office. It doesnt have corners"

http://mrjapan.jp/images/2023/13_2023b.jpg

NGL their prime minister is cute

I think I’m gay now. I was already bi, but he may have tipped me.
- My brain instantly went to vow tipping, and now I can only imagine him sneaking up on you in a field, tipping you over, and you suddenly becoming gay.
Damn wtf

He's big in Japan

He's got the whole damn nation on their knees.
- true

There was a lot of talk about his mental decline, so should anyone be surprised?

I’m terrible with names. I fully admit it. But if I forget a name I just ask “what was his name again?” or something along those lines. A normal person would just keep saying “the prime minister”, or I don’t know, just make the effort to remember the names of major world leaders since it’s your fucking job. Not Mr. Japan OR Tim Apple.

Why some people think he’s intelligent is beyond me.

Tim Apple
- Mike Pillow
- I thought he ment it as: Tim - Apple (as in Tim of Apple) or Tim, Apple (as in Tim and Apple). When you listen to the recording it really sounds like he's saying Tim Apple but I don't know if people really think he misspoke or if it's just too funny of a meme to pass up.

I don't have enough alcohol to survive to the next election

Don't worry, there won't be another.
- You can fuck right off. We got a lot of bullshit going on and a lot of growth to do but I'll be damned if my republic dies in my fucking life time
This last election is the first time I puked from alcohol consumption
Comrade, abandon the alcohol, down cigs like a true based revolutionary.

If Biden had done something like this there'd would half a bazillion articles about how he's falling apart from the left and right. Trump does it and everyone's just "oh how quaint a trumpism"

Its almost like the people in control of this country prefer the far right over the middle right
- They're from .world; they can't hear you.

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto

Sadly Mr. Japan died in April.

Devastating

We shall now refer to that one guy who golfs a lot and pretends to be president as Mr. Facism, man who pretends to lead the American Facist Party.

The golf of America
Pretends?
- I'd like to pretend that he's not really the president. It's not really working out that great for me.

I remember when George W. Bush was grilled on the names of world leaders at the time and he flunked it hard... but even he wouldn't have made something as stupid as Mr. Japan...

N-nihongo jozu??

This is a pretty shitty "meme".

Fair, it made me laugh so I posted. Not exactly a meme though
- Just to be clear, I'm not saying you're shitty, just the meme.

Excuse me, his name is Nihon-san

Where's the calls for JD Vance to take over for this dementia riddled hack?

Would Van actually be a better option in the end though?
- I honestly think so.
  Without Trump's giant ego & do what I say because of who I am personality running the show I think there would be a lot more scrutiny on his actions and less "gotta do what daddy says".

You can expect nothing less from Mr. MAGAT.

Who is Trump? Is that the same person as Mr. Orange, aka Oraanutan-san?

Tbf who can keep up with the names when its a revolving door of boring lackeys.

They voted him in, they get the clown

Well the other option was a brown woman, so what can you expect? /s
In all honesty I had my problems with Kamala and the dems since they did Bernie dirty, but I also believe in lesser evils. I doubt the dems would've kicked 17M people off of healthcare. Still probably would be dropping the same amount of bombs, but little wins ya know

Everything this administration say or does is bullshit, outright lies and filth. Keep writing articles about what that pus fountain press sec spews, or the open sore attorney general, or the torn bloody asshole trump, it’s all bullshit open sewer nonsense. Nothing they say means anything, we have to do our thing in spite of it, and not actually respond in any way, or treat them as though they mean anything, cause they don’t.

At least he didn’t say Mr Roboto ?..

That would have at least been entertaining. Racist yes, but on brand for him.

I don’t know what I hate more about this motherfucker, his general moral conduct or the fact that he’s also legitimately funny sometimes.

I'll just throw in the mandatory 'He didn't choose Orange Life. Orange Life chose him'.