me when i used to be gay but im not gay anymore. im DEFINITELY NOT GAY anymore.
do this dude’s 11 fans even believe he’s somehow no longer gay? who is he putting this show on for? what a sad loser
talking about what' between the legs of "a sweet pretty slender young girl"
Milo trying to fit in with The Straights: uh yeah I might be a pedophile
he's emulating the straight people in his conservative bubble, which would be pedophiles
His right wing bubble were happy to talk about their attraction to kids until Milo brought up his interest in young boys, then they all mentally turned into vulnerable little children themselves and canceled him out of fright
If only they could develop empathy and put their efforts to good use
But of course people like that think of empathy as a sin, or a weakness to be exploited
This is what I wanted to get across but didn't quite have the words
iirc he said when he was a young teenager he slept with a much older man and liked it so being a pedophile isnt a big deal
why are these freaks so obsessed with other people's bodies?! i don't sit around thinking about cock and pussy all day god damn get a life.
I sit around thinking about cock all day
yea but not in a weird way
As do I, of course
Adidas: All Day I Dream About Schlong
Being weird about women ✔
He's 1/3 the way to being a fully fledged cishet white dude.
Look, pin a lot of bullshit on cishets, but Milo is absolutely not blending in here.
genitals are weird sure but
who the fuck unbanned him and ruined the joke?!?!?
the same guy who personally unbanned a csam poster?
in a world of seahorses
my dude why was the Mpreg fish the first thing on your mind here
I love being straight
I am straight
This you?
I am definitely straight
I am straight as can be
Please believe me
I am straight
Completely, 100% straight
R u gay
No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No
One out of three people LIKES MEN! I don't like men, OP doesn't like men, that means...
All the planets in the universe and I chose to settle in this backwater
Forgot all about this loser
me too. great way to be reminded he exists
Begging gay guys to not be misogynistic.
feels like an impossible ask at times. gay men are never beating the 'men' allegations
So... uh... he wants to fuck a moth?
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Be thankful you don’t know
normal!
he's literally just saying shit for attention, I just wish he wasn't getting it
speaking of which shouldn't this post be in c/elchisme or something
no this belongs here cause he used to be one of the main cohosts on chapo. after he was exposed for DMing/grooming a 17 year old girl and pretending to be asian he was kicked off the pod
In spite of his best efforts, Milo is probably one of the funniest people on Twitter
I feel like this needs a content warning but I have no idea what that content warning would say.
Misogyny (given the lack of fangs and toxins, what makes it like the mouth of a venomous snake?) and pedophilia ("young girl")
Wait 'til he sees how seahorses, peacocks, and moths reproduce
This reminds me of the Characters Welcome sketch about the young lesbian (who doesn't know she is one) who has a crush on an elf dude in a fantasy series and an element of the attraction is his lack of genitals.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Vaginas? GAY
Fucking vaginas? SUPER GAY
Marrying a woman with a vagina? ULTRA GAY
Andrew Tate has entered the chat.
You wanna have sex with someone who LIKES MEN? Sounds GAY! Real straight dudes only fuck other straight dudes.
"You see, by putting dick in a vagina, you're really just emulating ancient Greek traditions of putting it in a butthole" - Andrew Tate prolly
i just told my wife i'm gay because i married her and she said "yeah, obviously"
Accute_Engels, you are under arrest for suspected violation of proper volcel conduct