Oranges? In this economy?

Might be the best use of AI I've seen

They have some crazy fingers.
- The kid that dreams of "car driving" is holding the orange with broken fingers
Photoshop I believe
Source: TrueWagner

https://www.instagram.com/p/DLIVXOiu0kb
- The images of the teens seem to be AI generated.

That reminds me, if any ones needs orange, I've got more

We've found them... the person from the math problems!
Wait. What happened to all of your bananas!?
- Right here
  but my banan launcher is in the shop
  so only orange
Peanut butter jellay!

Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use.

bro what?

Male doctor
- He wanted to make sure everybody knew he wouldn't become a trans female doctor
Well it's not false, except for the full-time regular use
- yeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep
- I think wanking several times a day counts as regular use.

Mitch wants to become a "male doctor". I want to become female doctor.

A "heart doctor" isn't a heart that's a doctor, it's a doctor who works on hearts.
- Doesn't all that extra weight damage the heart?
Presumably he means he wants to make money selling boner pills

I also wish to become a WEB SITE CREATOR when I grow up

I’d advise against it. I’d rather CAR DRIVER

Where can one get one of those orange launching devices?

Most old men have them. Just ask one.
- He said I could have it when I prise it from his cold dead fingers. Very nice of him, honestly I was expecting to have to pay for one.
I imagine the principles of a potato cannon would work similarly for oranges.
- That's horrible. Who would do such a thing? Where would you even find instructions on how to make that!? Where?
Asking the real questions.

I admire Marcus for setting easily obtainable goals.

Unless your fingers are as mangled as his. Then it's not so easy to drive..

When grows up wants to be?

Orange-shooting Man!

He's actually saying "Noteins enspark" which is orcish for "Prevent Scurvy".

Geniuses are frequently misunderstood in their time.

Having it intake oranges from the side is a design flaw. Oranges at the bottom of the backpack won't be loaded into the firing mechanism. It would make much more sense to have it funnel from the bottom so that gravity can feed it.

Found the orange cannon engineer.

I knew I carried that damn katana around everywhere for a reason when I was a teenager.

I’m sad that Alan Wagner is using AI. Love his work most of the time.

By most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.

Cheaper than eggs

The ~~harb~~inger

The orangeinger

Mmmm Orange Ginger

You know the old saying, when life gives you oranges... NO TEENS IN THE PARK!

That orange man took them fingers off them Teens. Where's the outrage?

So we've got the Adjuster, Firestarter, and now the Orange Menace.

I'm pumped. We need more heros right now.

It's a shame nobody's heard from Angle Grinder Man in a while.
- That's a good hero right there

Oh, so he's committing crimes?

Finally!! My lemon mortar cannon has a purpose!! I told my wife I would need it one day!! Now to find the old man’s route and set up in a hidden bush. It’s diesel powered, so I’ll have to be far enough away he doesn’t hear me warming up the engine.

Please film your battle and put it on YouTube.

Nakor upgraded from his magic bag.

/obscure?

Why isn't he shooting hedgehogs? Seems he didn't think it trough.

Because it's an orange shooting device, not a hedgehog shooting device. Duh.
- We already have an orange shooting device at home ...

Oh no, he's evolving