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memes @hexbear.net abc [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net 2 yr. ago

top hexbear posters

Congrats to President Obama for being the #2 poster on Hexbear

Don't ask how this data was tabulated because I don't even know I was searching for something else

59 comments

The actual list is as follows (I believe it’s ranked by global score)

@SorosFootSoldier - 36515 Comments

@emizeko - 31664 Comments

@MaoistLandlord - 22154 Comments

@UlyssesT - 30587 Comments

@Dirt_Owl - 24311 Comments

@Bunhead - 17679 Comments

@aaaaaaadjsf - 20600 Comments

@RNAi - 20065 Comments

@kristina - 15048 Comments

@Nakoichi - 15500 Comments

@Frank - 20169 Comments

@viva_la_juche - 16700 Comments

@SoyViking - 10929 Comments

@zifnab25 - 21219 Comments

@HumanBehaviorByBjork - 14856 Comments

@Grownbravy - 19714 Comments

@Awoo - 11427 Comments

@hexaflexagonbear - 12102 Comments

@Alaskaball - 12040 Comments

@GalaxyBrain - 19629 Comments

@ssjmarx - 11863 Comments

@invalidusernamelol - 16219 Comments

@NephewAlphaBravo - 11483 Comments

@crime - 12478 Comments

@buh - 9787 Comments

@Rem - 14453 Comments

@AnarchaPrincess - 8822 Comments

@WoofWoof91 - 11408 Comments

@Kanna - 13724 Comments

@TankieTanuki - 11343 Comments

@richietozier4 - 16975 Comments

@FlakesBongler - 8327 Comments

@Ram_The_Manparts - 9970 Comments

@AcidSmiley - 8865 Comments

@Beatnik - 10983 Comments

@ScreamoBMO - 10014 Comments

@Mardoniush - 10145 Comments

@Tankiedesantski - 7383 Comments

@happybadger - 8217 Comments

@invo_rt - 8351 Comments
- :mao-clap:
  
  Congratulations to the true top posters of Hexbear
  
  uhh except this guy @Beatnik - 10983 Comments lol
  
  Lmao beatnik still being on there is the same energy as the ussr still having records at the Olympics 30+ years later
  
  Beatnik didn't actually do anything, let's be clear.
- Permanently Deleted
  
  :meow-cactus:
- Y'all have no idea how much it means to me that I am nowhere close to being on this list.
  
  Grass touchers unite! :unity:
- I need to reevaluate my life
  
  Don’t feel too bad. I’m on there twice.
  
  Edit: just realizing how many alts I’ve had. At one point I had 11 at once. This one’s a less active one, less than a month old, and has a couple hundred comments. Very thankful the site can’t give me proper stats on how much I’ve posted.
- :blob-no-thoughts: this is just a list of our longtime users
  
  :sadness: been here since like day 2 and only 3500 something
- How the fuck Beatnik still made it to the top lmao
  
  I mean this website was his pet project, pretty sad how it all unfolded.
  
  He's probably still on here on another account
- Still not a poweruser :comfy-cool:
- @SorosFootSoldier :soviet-heart: our number 1 poster :hero-of-socialist-labor:
  
  :antifa-supersoldier::gold-antifa::soros:
  
  :rat-salute-2:
  
  100% not surprised. He has always been one of the first to comment on any post I make no matter how stupid and pointless the post and it's always something funny or relevant or insightful or all three.
  
  :fidel-salute-big: A true poster's poster.
- i need to log the fuck off lmao
  
  in my meagre defence, i have been here since day 2 ;__;
  
  :solidarity:
- I'm on the list
  
  tbh I haven't enjoyed my time on an internet forum like I have this one in many, many years. Y'all keep being cool :soviet-heart:
Thanks to the other person who went and got the right numbers, because even though I love boys a lot, I can't be posting about cute guys enough to be up there

...Maybe I should be. Just connect my synapses directly to the fiber optic — any time I think of :headpat::bottom-speak: I post automatically. Number one in no time.
- :obama-drone:
No love for @SorosFootSoldier with 36511 comments?
- Yeah celebrate my brainworms, damn it.
  
  gz
oh thank god, the all seeing eye has not noticed me
- :panopticon:
- holy fucking shit
  
  hey you have no room to talk, you have 13 comments a day, i have 15
My 669 posts have been ignored. I have contributed moderate amounts of useful discourse to this site and I will not accept this slander :angry-hex:

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I was actually surprised I've commented this much, but this place has basically replaced :reddit-logo: for me. I think my last comment over there was months ago. Also god damn, how are some of you in the five figures?
This list isn't accurate. I have 5461 comments, this is Aryuproudomenowdaddy erasure.
- I don’t make any qualitative claims in regard to the accuracy of the data Hexbear provided me with. #hexbearfiles
  
  @SorosFootSoldier is also the #1 commentor by a long shot.
This post has been fact-checked by REAL hexbear patriots :sicko-hexbear:
This is inaccurate though

No SorosFootSolider, no UlyssesT, etc
- Yeah where the frig am I?
  
  I think you're still number one, but Ulysses might be gaining on you.
- I don't make any qualitative claims in regard to the accuracy of the data Hexbear provided me with. #hexbearfiles
  
  This post is going to be fact checked by the independent board of Hexbear fact checkers :marx-angry:

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