A third cup of coffee will fix me
A third cup of coffee will fix me
By Sarah Andersen
19 comments
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“Wait no”, I said, before taking a new sip.
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"I have medication resistant anxiety!" I yell at my loved ones as I over consume stimulants. "Science can't figure it out!"
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Commiserate with me, there is no possible cure! Sips coffee
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What if there was a caffeinated drink with just a touch of cocaine in it so your confidence outweighs your anxiety.
We could call it, coca-cola.
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Bring it back!
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I have depression and I can obtain temporary happiness by gaining extra anxiety 🫠
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The furnace of feelings that is depression demands fuel - if it's anxiety I'm running on, then so it be.
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Then you take Clonazepam to take the edge off.
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Years ago I realized I was drinking six 24 oz. cups of coffee a day - which is literally MORE THAN A GALLON OF FUCKING COFFEE. One of those cups was even right before going to bed, which is a sign of how much tolerance I had built up to caffeine. Now I just drink one 8 oz. cup every morning and that's it, and my desire to slap the shit out of every human being I encounter has gone way down.
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This is why Ritalin is better
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I took speed twice in my life, and the first time I thought it would help with a presentation and I ended up researching about the dogs in the film The Duchess for three hours. My lecturer was happy with the full history of the dogs, though.
The second time I used it to clean my house. I have no interest in doing amphetamines again, and this was nearly a decade ago, however I will say my house has never looked as clean as those few hours. I was getting into the grooves with a toothbrush at one point. 3 bedroom house cleaned top to bottom in half a day.
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Stimulants are such a life-hack. Especially if they're the medical ones.
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How can I get it? Do I need prescription?
All-day hemist has it?Dark web?
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Poor little Liddy used to always drink
cup of coffee when she couldnt sleep
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Isn't that the wrong axis? Should be on the vertical one
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I think the vertical axis is the amount, and each bar represents a feeling. So euphoria or dread could also appear on the horizontal.
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Ah sure, we just don't see the other bars I guess
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Try Brazilian or Argentinian 'mate'. It has a much smoother crash than caffeine.
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Tea as well. Black tea.
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