When humanity isn't doing so well and you're next in line for world domination...
When humanity isn't doing so well and you're next in line for world domination...
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So long and thanks for all the fish
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Surprised they’re still here tbh, mice too
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Dolphins ain't got shit! Flipper-ass sombitches! Let's see you grasp tools without opposable thumbs! Boom, headshot. Gottem.
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I think we're really underselling raccoons here.
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That’s now how you spell “crows”!
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I think you mean rats/mice
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What about mice?
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They're already behind the scenes pulling the strings. If swear there was already a documentary novel series and film about this.
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IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG!
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The trouble with trying to hitch a ride is, the mice plan to stick around and see the end while the dolphins and I have different environmental needs like water and air. It’s not easy getting off this rock
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You like rats? Play plagues tale. Then you'll think. Yeah, we might be fucked.
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World dominate our floating plastic waste garbage. See you in hell, beautiful misunderstood creature.
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They wish. They aren't building shit with those flippers. It's absolutely the cephalopods next. Dolphins might be like the horses to the octopus.
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Crows. They can manipulate objects solve problems and can do math and understand simple geometry. They also hold grudges and can fucking fly. It's 100% gonna be crows.
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You underestimate how important hands are to the human dominance. Cephalopods have tentacles, and 8 of them. That's the only thing even slightly comparable to hands. Beaks and bird feet developing industry? Not happening.
While dolphins and crows are as intelligent as your average American, they simply lack the means to manipulate the world in a way that leads to technological development.
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I paid crows to pass all my calculus classes in college.
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The cephalopodes have a word to say here...
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And the fucking whales too
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Well, there's already a dolphin in the photo, AFAIK all the others are calmer...
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All the smart whales are dolphins.
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This dolphin and what it says reminds me of Sodal Ye from the Hothouse sci-fi novel.
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We are all just shuttles doing the bidding of the microbes
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Has anyone given a dolphin DMT?
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S O O N
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