Comcast's cable spinoff to be named Versant, picked to emphasize corporate versatility

They're just trying to prove 'xfinity' wasn't their worst idea.

This is just Comcast cutting off its gangrenous limb.

It rhymes with "pissant."

Comcast owns rotten tomatoes..... Til

trying to rename it so to not be easily recognized by how shitty they are.

Lol