Fuck it. Let's dig out the interstates, highways, and suburban streets large and small, and turn them all into canals.
Fuck it. Let's dig out the interstates, highways, and suburban streets large and small, and turn them all into canals.
Why are we'all in such a rush, anyway? If you need to talk to someone right away, we got video conferencing. If you, in an emergency, really need to move somewhere fast, there's helicopters. I say we just consign the whole 'car' idea to the dustbin of history, and just convert everything over to canals. If some insist on speed, we can consider adding a train system. But the only means of private mechanized transport must be by watercraft! That should be enough.