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3d ago

Fuck/marry/kill: waffles, pancakes, French toast

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F French toast, M waffles, K pancakes

Assuming they’re British waffles and pancakes…
Marry Waffles…I love any potato related food stuff.
Fuck pancakes. Love them with an appropriate amount of sugar.
Kill French toast. Only had it once or twice.

Wheat and dairy and egg allergy. Fuck them all.
- Not kill?

WTF is this post?
WTF is everybody saying?
Why TF not post this to lemmyshitpost?
- Just because you don't understand a type of discussion does not make it a shitpost.
  FMK is a pretty common way to talk about comparative opinions.
  Fuck is shorthand for "I'll have it once more"
  Marry is shorthand for "I'll have it for the rest of my life"
  Kill is shorthand for "I'll be ok never having it"
  So, which of the three would you put in each of those categories? No doubling up.
  
  Thanks for explaining.
  However I don't find it a "pretty common way" to talk about opinions. To me, those words mean what they mean literally.
- Just as a PSA, there is a shittyasklemmy community.

Fuck pancakes (fluffy), marry French toast (eu citizenship), kill waffles.
- Finally some civility

French toast is too bipolar to marry. Sometimes sweet, sometimes savory; sometimes heavenly, sometimes lousy and embarrassing. She French though, she knows how to fuck.
Pancakes are marry. A pancake recipe is something you spend years perfecting, growing together into a more perfect breakfast. Pancakes are always welcome. Pancakes go with everything. Pancakes will always be there for you, supporting you, making any day with them in it a good day.
Waffles? If waffles suddenly disappeared, it might be weeks, even months before anyone noticed. True believers would keep looking, but most of us would move on. I'm not saying I would kill waffles! I'm just saying, if someone did, it might be the perfect crime.
- Waffles are already dead.

fuck waffle, fuck french toast, fuck pancake, fuck oatmeal, fuck bacon, fuck cheerios, breakfast is for the people breakfast orgy breakfast #1

Fuck French toast because it is decadent but usually entirely to much.
Marry waffles because they are perfect and precious.
Kill pancakes.

People like what they like. Personally I like French toast the most, but it involves chicken caviar and i can't afford such luxuries

I'm gonna fuck a waffle, marry pancakes, and kill french toast.
Like who even invited french toast to breakfast.
- French toast is basically single-serving bread pudding. I've found that people don't need too much convincing to have dessert for breakfast.
- This is the way. Waffles and pancakes are in a different league compared to French toast.
  
  ça c'est juste parce que tu ne sais pas en faire
  
  Y'all are crazy.

Fuck waffles since it is and will always be a side affair and never the main thing.
Marry french toast for the love of nice bread!! And all the things I do to it.
Kill pancakes since they are boring to me.

Fuck pancakes, marry waffles, kill french toast

Why is eat not an option.
- Ew.

Marry French Toast. Fuck Waffles. Kill Pancakes.
- Hey now, microwaved frozen pancakes don't count as actual pancakes!

In that order.

Fuck French Toast, marry Waffles, kill pancakes

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
fuck french toast, marry waffles, kill pancakes.

Femicides' sense of humor... Well done, Lemmy!

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