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5d ago

Looking for an alternative to dating apps?

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Only one that looks like proper psycho latino is white af.

I can fix her!
- I had this same thought as I was looking through cagedladies.com. Found one and thought, "come on, she looks sweet enough," looked her up, convicted of sexual abuse. My taste remains as questionable as ever.
  
  I found one that drowned her baby because he cried too loud.
  
  Damn, one of em is thirsty AF, another says "don't mention this website when you contact me, I will get in trouble".
  Wild
- Together, we can fix all of them!
  
  Or die trying!
- Tonight! On this week's episode of Famous Last Words...!

What prison has inmates looking like that? WHAT PRISON‽‽
- I’m guessing these are at least partly fake, the one in the middle is Belle Delphine’s fake mugshot when she faked getting arrested as a publicity stunt.
- I don't think it matters.
  There used to be a poster with some supermodel in it that said, "no matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere, is sick of putting up with her bullshit."
  I think the reason they're in prison is pretty important.
  
  Maybe it's just fraud tho. I can deal with that.
- These are likely mugshots, so they still have their hair and makeup done, and also hand selected to show the "pretty ones"
  Edit: and some (maybe all) are probably fake

Is that just a pic of belle delphine in the middle?
- They're all the same person
  And the people you'll write to will be all the male inmates of prisons across the country

Yeah but where is the link... asking for a friend 😅
- Looks like cagedladies.com is one of them. Not kidding.
  
  Almost all of them advertise their "gettingout" or "JPay" accounts... this is some bizzaro world black mirror OF reality lol

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