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bort @sh.itjust.works

3d ago

I'm telling ya Jimbo....

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AI could never replace this art
- it might be able to recreate the image, but it'll never recreate the feeling in my pants
  
  Fear

You're... jerkin it to the joker from Balatro?
- Look. No one blames you.

Yanking is tariffed.
Wanking is free.
- 🙏

Just had a delicious chickpea salad, couldn't even tell that she had a cock
- What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $300 to to have a garbanzo bean on me.
  
  Aquafaba
  
  You should. It's divine.

This pun caused me so much actual pain I now have testicular torsion.
- I did not expect my invocation of the phrase to summon forth a relevant meme image, but hey there ya go, lol.
  #accidentalcybermancy

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