I confused Chris Judge's and Mike Judge's name in my head this morning, and now all I can think about is Hank Hill as Teal'c.
Well mister, in my culture I'd be well within my rights to kick your ass I tell you hwut.
That gould aint right
"Baal, I'll tell you hwhat."
Dhammit, Baal!
Now you listen to me, Senator. I work for a livin', and I mean real work, not writin' down gobbledegook! I provide the people of this community with naquadah and naquadah accessories. Oh, when I think of all my hard earned tax dollars goin' ta pay a bunch of little twig-boy bureaucrats like you, it just makes me wanna ... oh ... oh God ... it just ...
Doesn't naquadah explode?
Yes, but cleanly. Taste the meat, not the heat!
Do I look like I know what a Stargate is? I just want a picture of a goddang Goa'uld.
Daniel’s losing it at the Mega Lo Mart, Sam. We need some traps for the rat, and a Zat’nik’tel for…uh…also for the rat.
That's hilarious.
I sell goa'uld weapons and goa'uld accessories