What else do you need?
What else do you need?
What else do you need?
Hi I'm Vlad but you can call me the Fediverse impaler
Damn, the render distance is so small over there
It enhances the atmosphere just like in Silent Hill
It's a limitation of the hardware.
I hope they like their wives hairy, because I'm in.
Hello, nurse!
I'd need cheese
You make a great point. We can’t survive on pork and wine alone.
Is this pork long pig?
I was gonna ask "And just how long is this pork, exactly?"
Tempting. Replace pork with beef and you got a deal
Nice try, Dracula.
Does this person need a husband?
Dream only of me!
But can I get slaughtered by a mythological creature? Because bigfoot is too damned shy to kill anyone over here, and I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Slaughtered? In THIS economy? Best I can do is have a fairy steal all your teeth.
New pig butchering scam is getting more explicit.
Boobs and a vagina probably, otherwise I'm there!
All you need to give me is some bloood.
Bloody good offer, mate.
I wish I had this rizz
Link please.
On the other line, Van Helsing prepares his sting operation