This is bullshit, Jon would never have a wife
This is bullshit, Jon would never have a wife
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I'll admit it does ignore asexuality but I think it is an actually interesting bit pertinent to discussion here
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Alternative take: Jesus was fully human but was aro ace which is a completely valid and fully human thing to be. So anyone who denies aro or ace identities is actually rejecting Jesus himself
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Obviously he was into feet
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All bets on armpit
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Blasphemy, Garfield would clearly be God himself in this scenario.
Only a piece of shit like nermal would usher in a world where humanity has to wear pants and pay taxes.
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Garfield is The Schemer, The Deceiver. He is the Lying Beast. There is nothing holy about him.
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He'd have rested for a lot more than just the seventh day.
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Garfield would clearly be God himself in this scenario
Indeed he is, as foretold by his holiness st. bhagavan shree matt christman (SAW)
a spitting image of god itself
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My parents had a cat already before I was born who was named Nermal cause as a kitten he was a cute Lil grey thing. They thought he was a girl cat until his giant dangling balls made it pretty obvious that wasn't the case and Nermal turned out to be a tough fucking cat. Heathcliff coded. Big as hell. And also wasn't a fan of me cause I was a pain in the ass toddler. Once I was older Nerm was cool with me and even would cuddle up with me in his last years when I was getting to be around 10. But I've got some vague memories of waddling down a hall and then just having 10 pounds of cat tackle me when I rounded a corner. I'd always get bonked with a furry part and only got scratched when it was totally my fault but this cat would just sometimes jump off of furniture and land on me to be a jerk.
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Yknow i don't remember anything in the bible about adam and eve getting married
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They're living in SIN?!
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That's like the entire plot. Yeah.
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You couldn't, because Eve wasn't called Eve at the time, and because God doesn't deadname trans women.
Original SRS surgeon God creates a woman from male flesh in Genesis 2:22. First ally Adam insists that "she shall be called Woman" in Genesis 2:23. By Genesis 2:25 they're acknowledged as man and wife. But Eve doesn't get her own name until Genesis 3:20, and then that's the only name we ever know her by.
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Where does NERVE enter into all this?
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The only time Jon can get laid is when he's the only man on earth.
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Didn't Jon get married tho
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They're not married, but him and Liz have been a couple in the main canon since the 2000s.
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Which made me feel bad for Liz. She could easily do better.
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