Shit

Counterpoint: you're too shit at tricking people. They are not being fooled and believe you are actually nice because you are.
- shit

Yeah, I’m so nice and great and fun, yet nobody wants to actually be around me. Actions speak louder than words. I don’t think I’m shit, but I do think people are two faced.
- So you are nice and great fun but people don't want to be around you? Are you also great at self-reflection?
  
  “Great” is such a strong word. Let’s just say that I’m in a constant state of self-improvement. And as long as people make an attempt at being respectful, I try to take constructive criticism for what it is meant to be. Of course, there is a wee bit of bias in those two statements, so I’ll leave it to the community at large to call bullshit if it’s needed. 😊
- Life as an introvert, with introverted friends.

lazy and selfish. i'm a pet project. people have to do so much work to appease me, and I never think of them until years later "oops I should have said thank you" I'm garbage, I should ---
- too real and I hope it gets better

The explanation? I am an incredibly powerful trickster goddess. Same with my impostor syndrome.

Me: you're just saying that because you're supposed to. I don't see most of you but twice a year! You just don't know I'm shit!

I looked through the infinite time lines before I was born and it turned out the absolute most harm I could inflict upon humanity is if I am the nicest possible person in this lifetime, I have no memory of my pre-birth but I am compelled in all things to be as nice as possible, and because of that I have came to loathe every waking moment of my existence.

If you aren't a nazi, or some other types of bigot, you are already better than half of the population on Earth.

I actually got in trouble at work once because the manager believed I was being nice to people to trick them into liking me by making them think I was a good person when, according to him, I actually wasn't. I had to sit there in a meeting and explain to him that being nice to people you like and with whom you want a good relationship is normal human social interaction.