The solution to all marital disputes

Nothing unites people like mutual hatred uwu
- Unifying theory of 'Fuck that guy'.
- Nothing unites people like mutual hatred uwu
  -- maga project paper
  
  Actual policies? What for?! We stand for hate!
- If I may interest you in weirdly optimistic take
  Think of how much time and energy you will save on family visits, when you decide to be done with such treatment

Bets on this being a false flag operation by hubby to distract the people from their misery.

Partway, I was imagining a female dog (a literal bitch) being stuck on the front bumper.
Which was explaining why they were slowly decelerating.

If the car is stuck behind you, just go the speed limit. If they can pass you but won't, then slowly take your foot off the gas until they do. If you're trapping them behind you, you're the asshole.
- No matter the situation if you are too close to the vehicle in front of you, then you are the asshole.
  
  The tailgater is definitely an asshole but when the tailgatee slows down to 10mph it becomes an everyone sucks here scenario, in my opinion.
- I think its appropriate to go slower when tailgates, because you need a stopping distance for safety. If the car is so close to you that they're not giving you one, slowing down is how you create one for yourself. If the tailgaters backs off, you can safely gain speed again.
  
  And if they've got those lights, I need to slow down anyways because I can't see the road as well with all the glare.
- The method I was taught was to control the distance. If someone is too close for the speed, it needs fixing. I can't adjust the distance, but I can adjust the speed. Basically, slow down until the distance is now appropriate.
  Most people seem to get what's going on quite quickly.
- I prefer to speed up for a few seconds then take my foot off the gas. Usually at this point they'll be speeding up but will have to hit the brakes. Rinse and repeat until they go around
  
  Oh that's good
- Yeah, I'm sure the events described in the OP post were satisfying on some level but a crash is a bad outcome and intentionally antagonizing the tailgater probably made it more likely to happen.
  
  I mean it sucks for the person who got crashed into, but it is still the tailgater's responsibility not to crash into people (and also not to tailgate).
  
  I'd much prefer a crash at 10mph over one at 25mph tbh