This is unfair!

what is the charge?? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?

Maintain eye contact, eat the card. Let them know you want to make a scene.

And what happened after you were asked to leave?

We pretty much went straight home.

Mrs Simpson, let me remind you, you are under oath.

We drove around all night looking for another all you can eat fish buffet.

And when you couldn’t find one…?

We went fishing.

What is the crime? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

Does this look like a man who had… ALL he could eat?

Jeez how much did you eat

You been here FOUR HOUR! You go home now!

"You here four hour!"

I aspire to be like Dilbert's father and just live in a an all-you-can-eat buffet because if I never leave, I can eat forever.

Easy, just put a wig on and keep eating.

We used to go to the buffet after practice. My teammates and I would be so hungry we could do three or four plates. We'd usually get there around 4, and while we were there they'd transition from lunch to dinner, which had different food and was more expensive, but we'd paid for lunch.

It was technically allowed, but because we were doing it consistently, and just eating so much, the manager came up to our table to have a talk with us about it. Didn't tell us to stop, but just tried to shame us. He said "I know what you're doing". We weren't doing it on purpose, we just came in hungry when practice ended.

I watch Joel Hansen on YouTube. It's happened to him more than once.

Here's an example

When you're full but it's all you can eat