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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] @hexbear.net

2w ago

I'm an owl AMA

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Are you stinky by choice or is it natural for your species?
- I smell great, that smell is your conscience

Who?
- Hoo
  
  Hoom

Do you drop darts on cops sometimes or is it always dirt?
- It's owl poop

Hoohoo or hoothoot?

Hoo hoo hoot hooter hoo hooty hooooooooty hoo?
- Gasp that's lewd
  
  You know me I'm a lude dude

Are you an indoor or outdoor owl?

I’ll dip YOU in gravy
- Neener neener!

Do you type with your talons, wings, beak, or all three?
- I peck the keys

Do you have rat bones in your feces

Stinky?
- NO
  
  Hmmm sounds like sth a stinky would say

i heard owls are wise so as an owl do you have any particular investment advice in these turbulent times?
- Yea buy more bored apes

How many poor mice do you eat a day?
- Oh so you just assume the owl eats mice hmm
  
  I mean, do you?

Owl, what do you stand for?
- Free Benis for all
  
  What about bean usury? The bean oversight committee has rolled back all beanis consumer protections!!

So owl pellets....taste better or worse than when it went down?

Am I too late to ask you a question?
- Nope, go ahead
  
  That was my question, thanks!

Are you really an owl, or a human in an owl costume?
- I am 3 small horses in a costume

Y r u soggy ?
- I didn't bathe
  
  Is it piss?

How many licks to get to the center of the lollipop?
- How many licks to get to the center of your mom
  
  GOTTEM'!!!
  
  Terrible thing to read as I'm hanging out with my mom.

How are you feeling?

What sort of payroll system y'all running?
- They pay me in beans

how do you feel about crows?

Is that golden own from attack of the titans seen as an icon to your people?

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