Inflatable buttplug review on AliExpress made my day

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Your insides will fail before this toy does
Extremely safe
Tina Belcher noise

Noted, this'll be useful for my upcoming chess tournament
- HANS, NO!

I like that I came across this review on a site called Shit Just Works.
- It obviously does. 😁

42069 pumps
I thought it was serious at first
- It is.

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All the best tales of escape from oppression include the phrase "Now, back to my anal cavity..." 😄
- Tails*

...but is it actually a good buttplug?
- I don't have this model, but I do have multiple inflatables. Generally, they're very fun, but not great for using in most positions, as you will knock the end of it off and it will deflate immediately. It's a safety feature, but once it happens 2 or 3 times it weakens the seal, and after that it just pops off after you inflate it more than a few pumps.
  
  Not sure if this is the right place go ask, or whether this counts as going dirty on main. I've never really been about the butt stuff, but nothing against it either, it's just not my thing. But a few years ago, I started getting prostate stones, little crystals of mostly protein I'm told that come out with ejaculate. I had a couple years of that and then it stopped. I worry that it's still building up and calcifying back there and it's going to lead to me having a calcified prostate with all those stereotypical middle aged man problems. So, I wonder if hitting the prostate from the backside can break things up enough to start cleaning things out again. I've tried using a finger a couple times, but found it not super comfortable and it didn't really seem to make a difference. Is this inflatable sort of thing going to be my best bet in applying enough pressure to push things out without inflaming anything? Or is there a better tool for the job, so to speak? I appreciate your time and expertise in this, um, sensitive matter.
- wouldn't you like to know.
  ...but is it?
  
  I would!
- https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256804157886930.html?algo_exp_id=52331449-5d8e-475f-bcc9-64de1f0c254a-14&pdp_ext_f=%7B%22order%22%3A%2299%22%2C%22eval%22%3A%221%22%7D&pdp_npi=4%40dis%21USD%215.30%215.30%21%21%215.30%215.30%21%402101e07217434473126006697ede4c%2112000028838260037%21sea%21US%210%21ABX&curPageLogUid=JGQWCDoAnypq&utparam-url=scene%3Asearch%7Cquery_from%3A

Honestly these Clever Tee-Em reviews are so annoying when I’m trying to buy stuff
- Never trust a seller on AliExpress for a quality inflatable buttplug! Support you community and shop at your local porn store!
  
  Oh yea anything going in me is coming from a person with a fixed, known address in my state lol.
- Still better than comments that go "Fast shipping. Good packaging. Didn't test yet. Five stars."

I never thought an inflatable butt plug would make a human more buoyant but it makes sense XD
- I recommend inflating with hydrogen for even more bouyancy. Worst case scenario, it becomes a rocket and you achieve the same end result a little more quickly.

Source? For scientific reasons I swear 😵‍💫

Wouldn't one float ass up in this scenario?
... is that a bug, or a feature? You decide!