u up babe?
u up babe?
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Sorry, Niel. You can only ever kiss yourself on the lips in a mirror. You will never be able to kiss Uranus.
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Depends on which lips he's using.
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Came here just to make that joke!
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💋🪞
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Roses are red
Violets are violet
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Should sometimes stay quiet(not mine; stolen from somewhere)
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First solid out loud laugh I have had in a few days.
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Here’s to many more then!
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He's hopelessly attracted to black holes
And the more he plays, the closer he comes to the event horizon
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He’s a thirsty, thirsty man.
Combos!
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But... I need that to poop, what am I gonna do if he erases that too?!
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Probably talk shit
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Neils penis is a massive man meatier.
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You know he saying to himself “Pretty good, Neil, pretteeeeee guhd”
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Dude chill, at least give me time to prepare myself first
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I'll take Urmum next.
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