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Commerce Secretary Urges Fox News Viewers To Buy Tesla Stock: ‘Elon Musk Is Probably the Best Person To Bet On!’

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  • Tesla is the worst stock to buy rn.

    • Because of its blatant ties to fascist ideals or because its price to earnings ratio is more than 100 when it should be (and I'm being really generous and saccharinely optimistic here) more like 20?

      Or, realistically, 8ish.

  • What's the inverse Cramer strategy say right now? We'll finally answer the question, what happens when an unimprovable slob meets an inscrutable fart.

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