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TachyonTele @lemm.ee

19h ago

Good morning. What's wrong honey?

When you put all three parts of these memes together, what's the secret message?

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Pasifik Oshen.
- I'm sorry. I don't speak Spanish.
  
  Dude, that's clearly Romanian.

English is dumb. It's Pacifiko in Esperanto.

太平洋
😎
- is it tài píng yáng, taepyeongyang or tai hei yo?
  
  If you are Mainland Chinese (excluding Guandong Province), or Taiwanese, it's: tâi pʰíŋ jɒŋ
  If you are Hong Konger, Guandong Province Resident, or just want to spite the CCP, it's: tʰa:i˧ pʰɪŋ˨˩ jœ:ŋ˨˩
  (it's IPA btw)
  
  Guys guys. Come on.
  We don't know Spanish here.

Spent far too long thinking how annoying that guys hair cut is.
- I enjoy how long the girls neck is in the final panel

At least it's not as f-d up as French where dudes casually ignore like half of the letters in a sentence.
- This is why I found French confusing.
- Tha mi an dòchas nach coinnich thu ris a’ Ghàidhlig
  
  I mean, it might be interesting. To be clear, I don't dislike French, it's quite fun, just weird at times
- Have you experienced Danish? They swallow more let's than the French by a metric mile
  And do numbers over 80 even weirder
  
  Weirder than four twenty ten nine?

To repeat an interweb truism...
English isn't a language; it's three smaller languages sitting on each other's shoulders and wearing a long coat and a fedora.
- You forgot the dark alley and truncheon...
  
  That's a comment that you can use on pretty much any post on any subject.
  "This is my mother's recipe for lemon zest cake..."
  You forgot the dark alley and truncheon…
- To repeat another interweb truism...
  English is closer to Chinese/Japanese as a pictographic system, since there are so many exceptions to the phonetic rules, syntax, and grammar that govern it, that it's often easier to just memorize whole words and phrases, than to guess how to use them from alphabet alone
  
  And the other one:
  "English is a language that lurks in dark alleys, beats up other languages and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary"
  
  Never heard that one, but it's true. When I need to spell a word I ask "does it look right?"

Pasifik Oshean
- Came to comment same. Though, I prefer “Oushen”
  
  O’Shawn

Wait till you notice the "ueue" in "queue"

Don’t worry. Trump will rename it soon.

Well now I'm going to think of this randomly for no reason...
- Enjoy your day! Bwahaha

From now on, I'm going to call it the "Pacific ocean", where the first c is pronounced as "c" and the last one as "c".
Also what a missed opportunity to call it the pacifi-c! Get it? The pacifi-sea? I'm very funny I know haha I should start a standup comedy show I will earn millions and I will become rich and famous and make my homies proud. Baking a cake requires four ingredients- flour, sugar, baking powder and grandma's heart. By heart, I mean her love. Not her heart actually. That will kill her. But she is already dead :( I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(.
- This is quality shitpost commenting.
  Golf clap? Golf clap 👏

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vik-7MjKDa0

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