OH FUCK
OH FUCK
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I don’t understand, how can the turtle do this? Is it because the elephants are dancing? Won’t they fall off??!
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That's just globalist propaganda. We all know the Sun is the one that moves because it's hanging from the ceiling!
(And just because I couldn't make something so stupid that made it clear, \s - but hey, it was hard to make even this.)
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This is what happens, when global warming lights the turtle on fire.
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Your friend the Turtle... He died a few years ago. The old idiot puked inside his shell and choked to death on a galaxy or two. Very sad, don't you think? But also quite bizarre.
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I'm so old, I remember that this happened before. It will go over, don't worry. I'm not affected because I live in Europe but I remember that the Americans recovered quite quickly from this.
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Wait what's this? Europeans are supposed to always say derogatory things about Americans. ;)
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not quite, Americans are Europeans as well... Just ancient.
/jk
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It's because we have Clark Kent. He spun it around real quick for us.
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It happened at night, though, so no one noticed.
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And I still have to go to work tomorrow. SMH
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Not again!
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They can't keep getting away with it!
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Ah, I see it's that time of the day again
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Hello darkness, my old friend.
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Here I thought the onion was satire....
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Lord protect us all from the darkness within the darkness. Thoughts and prayers! 🙏
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Thots and nyas? Hell yeah!
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Hold me.
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Big spoon, or little?
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Yes.
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The terminator has passed over North America, illuminating the entire continent in the eerie light of a thermonuclear explosion. People report suffering radiation burns from unshielded exposure.
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This is just a metaphor for Trump's election.
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Thank God South America will be ok at least!
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Fuck and I thought it was just the new administration.......
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Ha ha onion go funny
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That is technically true, which is the best kind of true.
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The sun truly is setting in the west.
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This is what sarcasm had become. I mean i expulsés some air through my lips so I'm rolling on the floor laughing rn.
But I long for the times where the undertone for sarcasm was 'no way that could happen' instead of 'it literally happens every day'.
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