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pastermil @sh.itjust.works

1mo ago

THREE YEARS

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Given one next year that says two years.
- That could be a cool marriage proposal idea.

RETURN THE SLAB EUSTACE
- WHAT'S YER OFFER?
  
  Is this a courage the cowardly dog reference?

Fix it:
Draw a big heart with an arrow through it. Emphasize the arrow.
I know it's supposed to represent Cupid, or some shit, but at some point in my life I looked at an arrow-through-heart and thought: "that's fucked up." Now I can't see it the other way.
- 'I drew a mortally wounded vial organ for you, enjoy'
  'I also cut off this plants genitalia for you, hope you like them'
- Draw the heart anatomically correct
  
  And then make sure there's an arrow through it. Bonus points for a realistic depiction of a broadhead.

The new Ring movie has dropped.
- So you watch some weird video and this cake shows up at your door or something?
  
  You watch the cake and some weird video shows up at your door
  
  You read the message, and it starts bleeding before your eyes. Suddenly, the blood forms a crevice in the cake through which a hand pushes its way upwards, as if a corpse crawled from its grave...

I love shit like this so much. A handmade cake is a level of tetration above a store-bought.
Note that there's nothing wrong with a solid store-bought cake. I just value handmade extremely high.
- Everything is always too sweet. Store bought is literally inedible for me. One bite and I want to throw up. Most of the recipes out there are also too sweet! You have to cut sugar in half or more to get anything resembling good taste. Not only that but most traditional cakes lack sour balance. Blarh

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