For the glory of the Empire!

Weeeeeeeell... I'm not lying on this now: Taking a shit for the glory of the empire!
- Empty bowels are strong bowels! Glory to you!
- You should indeed not be lying on your shit. You would look like 2 weeks old Rokeg!
- Brother!

I held our cat while my wife trimmed its nails FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
- Glory to your name! You stood strong to make tame the most dangerous of beasts that share the warriors house and helped tending for its well being!
- Damn, dude. We were just looking for minor tales of valor and not harrowing survival accounts. I assume you're okay, because you're at least able to type. Imagine clipping the nails of one of the deadliest predators of all time as a domestic routine because it lives in your home. I have no words, except, GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!
- I salute your bravery and the blood you spilled, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- As a fellow cat-holder while your spouse trims their claws, Glory to you and your House!

I got married FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
- Glory to you and your house! The Empire grows stronger through your feat! FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- you got married then directly after you got on Lemmy?! that's dedication
  ps cong rats!
- Congratulations!! FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
- You have joined two honorable houses together, qapla!

I exported the Bill of Materials spreadsheets to PDF and emailed them to the contract suppler, for the Glory of the Empire!
- The logistics of an army is hard to tend. Your contribution is noted, for the glory of the Empire!Glory to your name!
- May your PDF bring honor to your house!

I got eight and a half hours of sleep FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- The rested warrior is to be feared, as the mind is made sharp and the body fresh and ready for another battle! Glory to you and your house!

I confirmed an X-Ray tech was on the way to the Newborn ICU, for the glory of the empire!
- Caring for the next generation of warriors is caring for the glory of the Empire! Glory to you and your house!
- Glory to the newborn bones! A warrior's bones must be strong, yet flexible!
- You communicated the necessary with valor. Glory to you and your house!

I took my medicine, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- The wounded warrior is the warrior that fought valiantly. There is no shame in caring for ones health. More battles will come! For the glory of the Empire! Glory to you and your house!
- You bring honor to your house for promoting self care for one's health and wellness. Qapla'!
- The empire rests on the health of it's warriors. Glory to your house!

I played Animal Crossing, for the glory of the empire!
- Keeping spirits high is important to ready ourselves for battle. Glory to you and your house!
- Even the mightiest of warriors needs to find respite for the mind. Glory to you!
- I've not played it, but may you finally slay that cursed rent seeking small masked bear, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

Sipped coffee FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Is it wise to allow access to caffeine to Klingons?
  
  Definitely not… but glorious nonetheless!
  
  Raktajinos!

Been scrolling on Lemmy, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Me too! Doomscrolling for THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Shouted "FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!" FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- The Empire marches at your call! Glory to your name!

i caught the bus for the glory of the empire
- Public transportation makes the core of the Empire's strength, for an Empire uncapable of moving its warriors swiflty is a weak one! Glory to you name!

Bought fiber gummies, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Ah, yes, may your gut be strong and regular, like the stride of the mighty warrior of the Empire! Glory to you and your house!
- Preparing for the battle has it's own valor. Glory to your house.

Took over !conservative@lemmy.world FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
- No quarter for the dishonorable!
- May your battles be long and hard and your enemies strong! FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Compared color swatches against a painted wall for the glory of the empire. I concluded it fell somewhere between the colors of the two swatches for the glory of the empire.
- A well tended house is a strong house! Glory to your house and your name.

I’m learning a new programming language for the glory of the empire!
- To create new ways to exploit the weaknesses of the Empire's enemies or to create new ways to bring their demise?
  
  Both!
- May your debugger run with the blood of the enemies of your house.

took a piss while finishing my beer FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Mustitasking! A feat to be respected! Glory to you and your house.

I gathered eggs from my chicken coop FO4 THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.
- You ventured the confines of the house of feathered beasts and brought forward plunder and treasure! Glory to you and your house!
  
  An army does not march on an empty stomach. It isn't much, but it's honest.

Scooped the litter box for the glory of the empire!
- your feline warriors will cherish this display of solidarity in battle

I brushed my teeth AFOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- The honourable warrior shows self-discipline in their self care. Glory to your name!

Took a nap. FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!
- Replenishing the warrior might for another battle! Glory to you and your house!

Taught a child to spell CALVIN AND HOBBES, for the glory of the Empire!
- A master looking after the next generation of warriors! Glory to you and your house!
- glorious indeed!

I beat my meat for the glory of the empire
- Even self indulgence is to be respected, of not excessive. The Empire grants you glory.

- The wise warrior knows that overindulging is a weakness but the wise knows that the end of a battle is to be celebrated.
  The Empire allows you glory. And advises temperance.

I reflected on my last answer given on these, which was "stayed up past bedtime". Very honorable individuals wished me the best in my battle against fatigue, and while cherishing the responses, I felt I was promoting an unhealthy sleep pattern. So now I wanted to point this out... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Those who recognize their weaknesses and strive to conquer them are the wise that will teach the unprepared for the glory of battle! Glory to your name!

I pet my cats for the glory of the empire!
- Ah, keeping the beasts tame and content. Much honor is to be found in such gesture. Glory to your name!

I opened an image preview on Lemmy FOR GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
- A scout FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Thanks for bringing this back. I really needed it this week.
I called Central Supply to inform them we're running low on the sanitizing wipes we use to clean our desks FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- The Empire marches to your aid! Glory to the warriors!
  
  QaPla!

Bought a new fifth of vodka and ate two gummies, for the glory of the empire.
- High octane blood will keep you battle ready!
  
  Now we're crossing over into Mad Max territory, blood bag!

Lost a game of chess FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- May the lesson of todays defeat forge the victory of tomorrow. The Empire expects more valour from you in days to come.

I took my antidepressants FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- A strong body requires a strong mind. And an ailling warrior is a warrior that has fought valliantly until all force was depleted. Care for yourself, brave one! Glory to you!

Dislocated my thumb; for the glory of the Empire!
Also had to put our dog to sleep; for the glory of the Empire‽ His death was an honorable one and we will meet again for battle in Sto-vo-kor!
Also, ate cake for my birthday... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
It's been a long week y'all lol
- We shall mourn the loss of a warriors companion and forever sing songs on their name. May their name never be forgotten! Glory to their name and house!
  And in their honour we shall celebrate another cycle completed by you, great warrior, and wish for your quick recovery from such injury.
  For the glory of the Empire! Praise be upon you and your house!

- Itch free, distraction free!

Made a cat pun FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
- I hope it was purrrfect FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

Sat in a hot tub, with two English sisters, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- There is the pride of battle in there, somewhere. We just do not risk where exactly. Have you emerged victorious or just wet from such encounter?

I designed and am 3d printing a self expanding threaded insert of a threaded insert insert FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
- A warrior and an engineer. Great feats are to be expected. May you wreck havoc amongst the lines of the Empire's enemies! Glory to your name!

I'm doing the exact same thing I was doing the last time this was posted. Shitting. For the glory of the Empire.
- Your rule over the cold white beast is noteworthy! And there is value in consistency! Glory to you!

I went out to dinner with my parents FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! It's always nice when I get to spend some time with them and catch up.
- For the glory of the Empire! The strong house is the pillar of the Empire's glory!
  
  You speak with wisdom. Indeed, today we strengthened our house further, by meeting back up and working together to improve the reliability of both our vehicles, for the GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I DD'd for my girlfriend and her friend FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
- I looked up DD on Urban Dictionary, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
  And I'm still processing how that's the most (and only) wholesome article I've encountered on Urban Dictionary, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
  
  A scholar in the making! Glory to your name!
- Keeping watch for your companions! Glory to you and your house!

Watched Severance, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
- The hardest of battles require entertainment to replenish the forces of the warrior. Glory to your name!

I powdered my balls! For the glory of the Empire!
- With Gold Bond, right? The proper way for a Klingon warrior?

I attempted to hail a member of my clan, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- How are they doing, by the way? I spoke with Bob last week, and he told me to tell you GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!

Ate a disappointing taco salad and then laid on my back for an hour FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Who prepared such paltry nourishment?

I ordered McDonalds FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
- Armies march on their stomach. Wise. Glory to you!

I had a sip of bourbon FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Talking on the phone with a friend about rebuilding his Pathfinder character, so it sucks a lot less for the glory of the empire
- The seasoned warrior that spares the knowledge to prepare the unexperienced is to be glorified! Glory to your name!

Set a local large language model loose on transcripts of some work meetings to generate summaries and lists of action points. For the glory of the empire!
- That's actually pretty cool. How does one go about doing that? Also, I feel like I should follow this with the obligatory, GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!
  
  It's a bit technical, unfortunately, at least the way that I do it. I installed the Whisper and wrote a Python script that uses it to create transcripts of audio recordings, storing them in JSON files. Then when that's done I fire up KoboldCPP with the Command-R model, with a context set large enough to hold roughly two hours of transcript - I rarely have anything longer than that to process. I've got an RTX 4090 with plenty of RAM and VRAM so I can handle a fairly large model. Then I run a second Python script that uses KoboldCPP's API to process the transcripts in various ways - getting a paragraph-long summary, getting a list of action items, and so forth.
  I wouldn't be surprised if there aren't better tools out there now specifically for this kind of task, this is just what I cobbled together over the years as these things came out. So might be worth looking around for something like that.
  For the glory of the Empire, of course.

I put leftover stew in the freezer FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Storing the provisions that will feed the mighty warrior for a day to come! Foresight is a trait worthy of a tried and true warrior. Glory be upon you and your house!

Took my nighttime anxiety meds... for the glory of the empire!
- A warrior uses every tool at their disposal to vanquish their foes!
  Self care is an honorable and righteous pursuit. It makes you a more effective foe in battle.
- A well rested warrior is a warrior to be feared. And the warrior that seeks the help to overcome their shortcomings is double worthy their praise. Glory to your name!

I took a dump, for the glory of the empire!

Drank ginger ale FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Quenched the thirst pf the warrior! Glory to your name!

I marinated the porkchops, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- A feast in preparation! The warriors will fight with renewed vigour to enjoy it! Glory to your name!

I replaced a valve cover gasket for the glory of the Empire!
- Maintaning machinery for battle readiness! A noble deed!

I took my meds and made some tasty food and drinks for my loved ones FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Self care and care for those of your! A great leader of a great house! Honour to your name and house!
  
  I will do my best to match this honour!
  How are you and your house doing?

I both mourned the death and celebrated the life of someone who recently passed, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- That is the way of the noble warrior: to mourn the loss but revel in the glory of the life of those who walked along them. Glory to you and your house!
  
  Glory to you, your house, and the house of David Johansen, a warrior and entertainer!