For the glory of the Empire!
For the glory of the Empire!
Because this needs to be a regular thing, come forward warriors and announce the feats you have achieved! For the glory of the Empire!
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Weeeeeeeell... I'm not lying on this now: Taking a shit for the glory of the empire!
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Empty bowels are strong bowels! Glory to you!
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You should indeed not be lying on your shit. You would look like 2 weeks old Rokeg!
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Brother!
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I held our cat while my wife trimmed its nails FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
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Glory to your name! You stood strong to make tame the most dangerous of beasts that share the warriors house and helped tending for its well being!
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Damn, dude. We were just looking for minor tales of valor and not harrowing survival accounts. I assume you're okay, because you're at least able to type. Imagine clipping the nails of one of the deadliest predators of all time as a domestic routine because it lives in your home. I have no words, except, GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!
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I salute your bravery and the blood you spilled, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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As a fellow cat-holder while your spouse trims their claws, Glory to you and your House!
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I got married FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
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Glory to you and your house! The Empire grows stronger through your feat! FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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you got married then directly after you got on Lemmy?! that's dedication
ps cong rats!
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Congratulations!! FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
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You have joined two honorable houses together, qapla!
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I exported the Bill of Materials spreadsheets to PDF and emailed them to the contract suppler, for the Glory of the Empire!
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The logistics of an army is hard to tend. Your contribution is noted, for the glory of the Empire!Glory to your name!
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May your PDF bring honor to your house!
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I got eight and a half hours of sleep FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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The rested warrior is to be feared, as the mind is made sharp and the body fresh and ready for another battle! Glory to you and your house!
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I confirmed an X-Ray tech was on the way to the Newborn ICU, for the glory of the empire!
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Caring for the next generation of warriors is caring for the glory of the Empire! Glory to you and your house!
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Glory to the newborn bones! A warrior's bones must be strong, yet flexible!
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You communicated the necessary with valor. Glory to you and your house!
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I took my medicine, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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The wounded warrior is the warrior that fought valiantly. There is no shame in caring for ones health. More battles will come! For the glory of the Empire! Glory to you and your house!
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You bring honor to your house for promoting self care for one's health and wellness. Qapla'!
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The empire rests on the health of it's warriors. Glory to your house!
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I played Animal Crossing, for the glory of the empire!
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Keeping spirits high is important to ready ourselves for battle. Glory to you and your house!
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Even the mightiest of warriors needs to find respite for the mind. Glory to you!
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I've not played it, but may you finally slay that cursed rent seeking small masked bear, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
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Been scrolling on Lemmy, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Me too! Doomscrolling for THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Shouted "FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!" FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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The Empire marches at your call! Glory to your name!
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Bought fiber gummies, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Ah, yes, may your gut be strong and regular, like the stride of the mighty warrior of the Empire! Glory to you and your house!
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Preparing for the battle has it's own valor. Glory to your house.
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i caught the bus for the glory of the empire
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Public transportation makes the core of the Empire's strength, for an Empire uncapable of moving its warriors swiflty is a weak one! Glory to you name!
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Took over !conservative@lemmy.world FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
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No quarter for the dishonorable!
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May your battles be long and hard and your enemies strong! FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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took a piss while finishing my beer FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Mustitasking! A feat to be respected! Glory to you and your house.
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Compared color swatches against a painted wall for the glory of the empire. I concluded it fell somewhere between the colors of the two swatches for the glory of the empire.
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A well tended house is a strong house! Glory to your house and your name.
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I brushed my teeth AFOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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The honourable warrior shows self-discipline in their self care. Glory to your name!
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Scooped the litter box for the glory of the empire!
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your feline warriors will cherish this display of solidarity in battle
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Took a nap. FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!
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Replenishing the warrior might for another battle! Glory to you and your house!
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I gathered eggs from my chicken coop FO4 THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.
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You ventured the confines of the house of feathered beasts and brought forward plunder and treasure! Glory to you and your house!
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An army does not march on an empty stomach. It isn't much, but it's honest.
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I opened an image preview on Lemmy FOR GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
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A scout FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Taught a child to spell CALVIN AND HOBBES, for the glory of the Empire!
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A master looking after the next generation of warriors! Glory to you and your house!
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glorious indeed!
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I pet my cats for the glory of the empire!
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Ah, keeping the beasts tame and content. Much honor is to be found in such gesture. Glory to your name!
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Thanks for bringing this back. I really needed it this week.
I called Central Supply to inform them we're running low on the sanitizing wipes we use to clean our desks FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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The Empire marches to your aid! Glory to the warriors!
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QaPla!
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Bought a new fifth of vodka and ate two gummies, for the glory of the empire.
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High octane blood will keep you battle ready!
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Now we're crossing over into Mad Max territory, blood bag!
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Lost a game of chess FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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May the lesson of todays defeat forge the victory of tomorrow. The Empire expects more valour from you in days to come.
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I beat my meat for the glory of the empire
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Even self indulgence is to be respected, of not excessive. The Empire grants you glory.
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The wise warrior knows that overindulging is a weakness but the wise knows that the end of a battle is to be celebrated.
The Empire allows you glory. And advises temperance.
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I reflected on my last answer given on these, which was "stayed up past bedtime". Very honorable individuals wished me the best in my battle against fatigue, and while cherishing the responses, I felt I was promoting an unhealthy sleep pattern. So now I wanted to point this out... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Those who recognize their weaknesses and strive to conquer them are the wise that will teach the unprepared for the glory of battle! Glory to your name!
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Sat in a hot tub, with two English sisters, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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There is the pride of battle in there, somewhere. We just do not risk where exactly. Have you emerged victorious or just wet from such encounter?
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Watched Severance, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
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The hardest of battles require entertainment to replenish the forces of the warrior. Glory to your name!
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I attempted to hail a member of my clan, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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How are they doing, by the way? I spoke with Bob last week, and he told me to tell you GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!
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Dislocated my thumb; for the glory of the Empire!
Also had to put our dog to sleep; for the glory of the Empire‽ His death was an honorable one and we will meet again for battle in Sto-vo-kor!
Also, ate cake for my birthday... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
It's been a long week y'all lol
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We shall mourn the loss of a warriors companion and forever sing songs on their name. May their name never be forgotten! Glory to their name and house!
And in their honour we shall celebrate another cycle completed by you, great warrior, and wish for your quick recovery from such injury.
For the glory of the Empire! Praise be upon you and your house!
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Itch free, distraction free!
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Made a cat pun FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
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I hope it was purrrfect FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
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I took my antidepressants FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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A strong body requires a strong mind. And an ailling warrior is a warrior that has fought valliantly until all force was depleted. Care for yourself, brave one! Glory to you!
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Ate a disappointing taco salad and then laid on my back for an hour FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Who prepared such paltry nourishment?
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I designed and am 3d printing a self expanding threaded insert of a threaded insert insert FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
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A warrior and an engineer. Great feats are to be expected. May you wreck havoc amongst the lines of the Empire's enemies! Glory to your name!
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I went out to dinner with my parents FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! It's always nice when I get to spend some time with them and catch up.
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I powdered my balls! For the glory of the Empire!
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With Gold Bond, right? The proper way for a Klingon warrior?
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I'm doing the exact same thing I was doing the last time this was posted. Shitting. For the glory of the Empire.
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Your rule over the cold white beast is noteworthy! And there is value in consistency! Glory to you!
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I DD'd for my girlfriend and her friend FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
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I looked up DD on Urban Dictionary, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
And I'm still processing how that's the most (and only) wholesome article I've encountered on Urban Dictionary, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
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A scholar in the making! Glory to your name!
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Keeping watch for your companions! Glory to you and your house!
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I put leftover stew in the freezer FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Storing the provisions that will feed the mighty warrior for a day to come! Foresight is a trait worthy of a tried and true warrior. Glory be upon you and your house!
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I replaced a valve cover gasket for the glory of the Empire!
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Maintaning machinery for battle readiness! A noble deed!
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Set a local large language model loose on transcripts of some work meetings to generate summaries and lists of action points. For the glory of the empire!
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That's actually pretty cool. How does one go about doing that? Also, I feel like I should follow this with the obligatory, GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!
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It's a bit technical, unfortunately, at least the way that I do it. I installed the Whisper and wrote a Python script that uses it to create transcripts of audio recordings, storing them in JSON files. Then when that's done I fire up KoboldCPP with the Command-R model, with a context set large enough to hold roughly two hours of transcript - I rarely have anything longer than that to process. I've got an RTX 4090 with plenty of RAM and VRAM so I can handle a fairly large model. Then I run a second Python script that uses KoboldCPP's API to process the transcripts in various ways - getting a paragraph-long summary, getting a list of action items, and so forth.
I wouldn't be surprised if there aren't better tools out there now specifically for this kind of task, this is just what I cobbled together over the years as these things came out. So might be worth looking around for something like that.
For the glory of the Empire, of course.
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Scratched my boyfriend's back for the glory of the Empire!
I actually read a lot of these to him last week. "Strong hair, strong heir" was freaking inspired.
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You show care for your mate in the smallest of gestures! A good omen for the future your house! Glory to you!
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I woke up way to early on a Saturday FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!
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crap it's already morning? i didn't go to bed yet
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May your day be long and filled with opportunities to ward off the drowsiness, in a show of the never ending stamina of the warrior, FOR TGE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Talking on the phone with a friend about rebuilding his Pathfinder character, so it sucks a lot less for the glory of the empire
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The seasoned warrior that spares the knowledge to prepare the unexperienced is to be glorified! Glory to your name!
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I both mourned the death and celebrated the life of someone who recently passed, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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I watched Severance, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Took my nighttime anxiety meds... for the glory of the empire!
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A warrior uses every tool at their disposal to vanquish their foes!
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A well rested warrior is a warrior to be feared. And the warrior that seeks the help to overcome their shortcomings is double worthy their praise. Glory to your name!
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I took a dump, for the glory of the empire!
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I ordered McDonalds FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
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Armies march on their stomach. Wise. Glory to you!
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I had a sip of bourbon FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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I marinated the porkchops, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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A feast in preparation! The warriors will fight with renewed vigour to enjoy it! Glory to your name!
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I baked pre-made pizza buns FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Ah, the warrior feasts! Glory to you!
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Drank ginger ale FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Quenched the thirst pf the warrior! Glory to your name!
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Chewed around the pit of the date I was eating and put it in the garbage FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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I ate blueberries for the glory of thre empire.
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The wise warrior eats well to nurture their body for the rigours of battle! Glory to your name!
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Finished off a poop, for the glory of the empire!
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Humiliate the white cold beast with the might of your bowels! Glory to you!
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Got off the couch and actually voyaged through the house to my bed for once, where I shall sleep FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
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Rest well, brave warrior, for the glory of the Empire!
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took a dab FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
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You trail the path of the omen seers?
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Indeed, FOR THE EMPIRE!!!
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Just lit a blunt for the glory of the empire
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The enemies of the Empire will tremble in front of the warrior that nothing fears beyond an empty fridge.
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It is a good day to .. starve a bit
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Flipped my pillow to the cooler side for the glory of the empire!
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A well rested warrior is warrior to be feared! Glory to you and your house!
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Earlier this evening I expelled warm wet air through a curved metal tube with holes in it, for the glory of the Empire! Kaplah!
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Cussed out my mom
FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
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Show no mercy to those who show no respect! FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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I enjoyed a chocolate muffin and black tea at 3 am! For the glory of the Empire!
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A light meal to endure the rigours of the haunting darkness. Very wise. Glory to your name!
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Glory to you.... and your hoouuuuse
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For the glory of the Empire!
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I showed my wife memes FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Strengthening the bonds inside your house is a noble undertaking, strengthening the house as a whole! Glory to you and your house!
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You broaden the knowledge of your mate! Glory to your house!
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Woke up at two in the morning with crippling anxiety FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
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The Empire takes no glory in the ailment of its warriors. May you find the strenght to once more rise in the ranks of our glorious Empire as a fully ready warrior again! We wish you the greatest of glories in your future. FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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I also experience this. Anxiety is a most difficult inward challenge. The battle for the quality of sleep you deserve is most honorable.
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Hunted a quematrice, for the glory of the Empire!
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I fed my son and rocked him to sleep, for the glory of the Empire and the House of Fry!
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A strong house is the foundation is of the ever lasting glory of the Empire! Glory to you and the warrior to be you nurture! Honour be upon the House of Fry!
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Ate a peach, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Nourishment for the warrior!
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I commented on a Star Trek meme post despite having seen nothing but the Chris Pine movies for the glory of the empire!
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Support for the cause is support for the cause, nonetheless!
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I have let loose the logs of war For the glory of the Empire!
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May the pipes lead straight unto the lands if your enemies, for the glory of the empire!
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Replied to a post on Lemmy for the glory of the empire!!!!!
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You vanquish the all oppressing shadows of lurking and replace it with courageous participation in the sharing of tales of conquest FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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I washed my fancy insulated water bottle FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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You cared for your battle kit and the warrior that tends to their equipment is a wise warrior! Glory to your name and house!
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Browsing Lemmy before getting up, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Navigating the great infoweb of the Empire, then! Glory to your name!
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I drank a mocha, for the warriors of the empire who's songs will forever be sung
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Raktajinos!
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I just made pasta, a nice al fresco, with penne noodles and garlic cream sauce. Throw in some mushrooms and cherry tomatoes and it pairs nicely with a bottom shelf tequila mixed with redbull in an 2 to 1 ratio, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE! hits chest audibly
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Glory be upon your name! The warrior feasts to celebrate another day well lived!
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I looked at different Gridfinity options FOR THE GLORY OF THE
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Are those 3D printable storage boxes?
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Point out the comma in this meme is superfluous* FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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My house hails from another planet colony. We enjoy our punctuation. FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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I watched an episode of Star Trek: Voyager... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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You instruct yourself in the tomes of knowledge of the mighty Empire! A worthy acomplishment! Only by studying our great lore may the warrior make advances in building higher the glory of the Empire! Honor be upon you!
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Qapla'!
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I've just taken my Statins medication FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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The Empire rides on the health of its warriors. By taking care of your health, you demonstrate great sense of sacrifice for the cause of the Empire!
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I took a piss FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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An empty bladder is one less concern for the warrior in battle! Glory awaits you!
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Closed the door, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
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A secure house is a strong house! Qapla'
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I replaced 2 500GB drives in my PC with 2 1 TB ones from 2012 I had laying around for the glory of the empire! I also have a 60GB drive I took out of a PS3 if anyone has any suggestions as to what I should do with that.
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I also have a 60GB drive I took out of a PS3 if anyone has any suggestions as to what I should do with that for the glory of the empire.
FTFY
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I had a coffee and slice of sourdough toast, so that I might have energy for yoga this morning. FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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The warrior nurtures their body for the rigours of battle! Glory to you and your house!
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I made chocolate pudding for the glory of the empire! And now I will eat chocolate pudding for the glory of the empire!
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A feast! Great joy and pride to you and your house! For the glory of the Empire!
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I took a shit
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Empty bowels are strong bowels.
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I prepared breakfast and warm drinks for my household, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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The warrior who tends to the nourishement of their house fights two battles! Glory to you and your house!
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I planted many flower, herb and tomato seeds in trays, according to the directions on the packets! FTGOTE
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May your harvest be bountiful, for the glory of the Empire!
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Thank you! I compost my foes!
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I cooked a meal and cleaned the kitchen! FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Honor to those who man the halls of feast and take upon them the task to feed the mighty armies of the Empire! A curse be upon those who show no respect for the lords of the galleys!
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I started jalapeno seeds FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Preparing the means to run the blood of the Empire hordes hot, for the glory of the Empire! Honor to your name!
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I battled a hairy canine attacking him with water conditioner and forged steel combs for the glory of the empire!
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A battle worthy of legends! Glory to you and your house!
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I ate a cup of yogurt FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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The smallest of morcels fuels the greatest of warriors! Glory to your name!
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I read through seeming endless logs from a battle simulation and used these log to improve the accuracy of the simulation. It may seem like tedious work not fitting of a Klingon warrior, but now our brothers and sisters will be more prepared with a fair simulation as they train FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Through great personal sacrifice, you pave the way for greater warriors to be created and become victorious FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Honors and praised are to be awarded to you!
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I took out the garbage, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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A clean house is a strong house! Glory to your name!
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I popped a zit on the inside of my eyelid, for the glory of the empire!
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wtf
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We find ourselves in a situation where we do not know exactly for why you are to be commended.
The warrior shows no fear in face of pain but the danger of injury by their own hand was high.
The Empire will salute your spirit but advises on care on the future.
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I rubbed my dog's belly, for the glory of the empire.
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The wise warrior takes good care of their companion beasts. Much honour is to be found in such small gestures. Glory to your name!
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I watched the pirates of the carribean For The glory of the Empire!
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A fine entertainment! Qapla'
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I just smoked a bong FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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Do you seek the path of the seer of omens or the rage of the berserkers?
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Didn't we have this exact same thread a week ago?
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