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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

theonion.com RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to make measles deaths so common that they wouldn’t be upsetting anymore. “When President Trump appointed ...

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Are you sure that this didn’t just come from AP, or something? This is supposed to be a satire community, not a real-news one.
- Its real for Samoa. He already did this there. With fucking measles.

Wasn’t this literally the Covid response under Trump?
- under both administrations, tbh

As time goes on I eat the onion more and more...

"Honestly guys, who doesn't love child death? Think of all the business it will generate for funeral parlors! And you can always make another."
- Hollywood loves seeing children die. Just watch how they treat media personalities who dare to say "Free Palestine".

Like school shootings

They will be becoming common soon enough. I feel sorry for the kids, for having such shitty parents. I have no sympathy for their parents. Obvious exception here would be people who are immuno-compromised. They might be utterly fucked.
America: welcome to new dark ages. It was inevitable.

Can this be real. How cold of a person do you have to be to say this. Its usually little kids that die from Measels
- It's not like children pay taxes.
  
  Yeah easy enough to just make more :(

Melt Gibson

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