Chemists
Chemists
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Chemist: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE AN UNLABELED GLASS?!!
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Pessimists drink sulfuric acid?
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The opposite. They're more likely to think that the drink of unknown provenance that they find in front of them might be sulphuric acid, and so they avoid drinking it, even if it was actually a perfectly safe beverage.
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And who can blame them with how the world's going?
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I’d have said carbonic acid
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The optimist chemiat us not gonna have a fun time
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Realist: "Guys, I think this is piss".
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Cash Strapped, Alcoholic, Indebted Lab Monkey:
N2, O2, etc.
C3-H8-O
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Who the hell drinks propanol?
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Spend 8 to 10 hours a day for 4 to 6 days a week doing nothing but titrations, earning maybe $20 an hour, with no realistic opportunities for career advancement, for which you had to qualify by getting a 4 year degree and going 60k into debt, and you may consider it.
Not something I've done, but I've known a fair bit of Chem and OChem majors.
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ONE TEQUILA! TWO TEQUILA! THREE TEQUILA! FLOOR!
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ethanol is such a simple fromula. I really think this one missed an opportunity.
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As did you as now I had to search it up myself.
CH3 CH2 OH
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sorry. I think another commentor had a good idea with pee. Thats a complex mixture but I think using urea CO(NH2)2 would have been a good substitute. likely most folks whould have to look it up but I think it would be worth it.
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