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6d ago

Anon eats cup noodles

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instant noodles
need to wait 5 minutes
- Fake: false advertising
  Gay: noodle sucking
- The noodles are instantly there the moment you open the lid, they're just not instantly cooked. 😌
- Bruh, the noodles are there the whole time. I dunno what you're on about /s
  
  Well if they're there the whole time they're hardly instant, are they?

It's made me remembered The classic
- Or this

That is nonsense. I usually wait only three minutes. Five’s a fucking eternity.
- I just eat the noodles and chase it with a glass of boiling water.
  
  Actual instant noodles. On hard mode.
- Just like a beehive with mace, it’s unbearable
  
  If anything, it should give one reason to paws and think about how badly it can go wrong

I mean, there's precedent

Anon gets nutrient deficiency
(Instant Ramen is worse than Fast Food)

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