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Apple is once again advertising on X after more than a year

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  • Next up is Tim apple announcing his conversion therapy was successful and that he will now be marrying a blonde fox news anchor on the white house lawn. He'll then run for Lindsey Graham's senate seat and carry on the tradition of being the most closeted man in the Senate... And the world.

    When Lindsey Graham was asked who his first lady would be should he ever win the presidency, he replied... "My sister".

    Just can't take those swinging bachelors off the market.. one at a time ladies.

  • I'm looking for silver linings and I suppose the marketing people at these companies are much less stressed to have to keep Googling, "how to pretend to give a shit about fellow humans" every time they need to produce a few hundred characters.

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