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8h ago

barrel roll

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"Based on the fact you called V1 too early, I'm going to say no."

"ALRIGHT! I"LL SAY YES BUT PLEASE GET BACK INTO THE COCKPIT AND FLY THE PLANE!"

I imagine things would take a nosedive

The implication 😈
- “No one’s in any danger! How could I make that any more clear to you? Okay. It’s an implication of danger.”

The other day we were playing a video game and my 5 year old shouted "DO AN AILERON ROLL!!"
We must be doing something right.

You should never propose if you are not 100% sure the answer is yes. You talk about it before. The only thing that should be a surprise is where and how you propose.
- I agree, but I would also add "the particulars of when" to the list of surprising qualities.
  
  Proposal commencing in
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- is that what you should or shouldn't do, eh?
- To be fair — if I talked to my hypothetical pilot boyfriend and agreed I would marry him and then he proposes on a flight he pilots, in front of all the passengers, I might say No no matter what we discussed previously. Because that would certainly make me question the whole relationship.
  There can never be a 100% sure while the where and how to propose is still open, since it includes a lot of scenarios that range from uncomfortable to batshit insane.
  
  Hopefully your hypothetical pilot boyfriend would understand that about you before proposing and not do such a thing.
  Presumably in the OP, he had a sense of what would be exciting for her.

I don’t understand public proposals intentionally done before a crowd. Proposals at other people’s weddings are downright bizarre.
- the more people are watching, the harder it is to say no
- Because marriages and weddings are to show the community you're together. That's the whole point. Some people are a bit more extrovert about it than others, as in all things.
  
  Yeah but community pressure shouldn't factor into the equation when making the decison
- They are only bizare if they didn't get permission from the couple that's having their wedding.
  Otherwise they can be a nice suprise for the wedding.
  As for public one's in general they are 100% bizarre.
  
  I think this only makes sense if the engaging couple are like super close with the wedding pair. And even then it depends a lot on the personalities of the couple getting married

Really makes you think, was this what happened with MH370? Was this theory ever put out there
- I'm sure Russia tried that excuse at one point

Gordon Lightfoot plays softly in the background
🎶This old airport's got me down. It's no earthly good to me. And I'm stuck here on the ground, as cold and drunk as I can be🎶

That's an implication for sure
- Because if the girl said 'no', then the answer is obviously 'no'. But the thing is she is not gonna say no. She would never say 'no', because of the implication.

@ooli2
if i can't have you, nobody will !!!

@ooli2 girls are smart, she's on the plane too. Yes, now, second thoughts when we're all on the ground 😉

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