Ringing the devil's doorbell
Ringing the devil's doorbell
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Her fingers are for massaging my prostate.😈
(If she has fingers, I like amputees too.)
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If she doesn't know how to please herself, you are gonna have a hard time figuring it out. Plus if you get to 25 or however old and haven't, do you even have a sex drive? This is the worst marriage advice I've ever heard.
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Welp, geuss i can't get married then ;-;
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"self-rape" is an interesting concept.
It assumes lack of consent towards your own actions, which is possible when forced, I guess. but then it is blaming the victim as it highlights the events as the victim's action, instead of the source of pressure fault.
Arguably, you could frame drunk masturbation as self-rape, as drunk you can't consent to your own masturbation??? Which wouldn't be victim blaming or it is???
People make up strange word combinations.
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God is in all of us. God does not want this. Therefore: rape.
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2 things:
- That wouldn't be self-rape as God is not me... I think... Am I god?
- When I want to be in someone, I have to ask for consent and he didn't ask me. So ...
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Who needs diamonds when you can have soooo many orgasms?
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That’s my take, too.
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Do I have to disclose ass play or just pussy play?
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The poophole is God's loophole
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Why did I start reading this to the tune of YMCA?
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Is that real? If yes, some Americans are really, really nuts. Let me guess, this is the same bunch that home-schools children. ..
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It was intended as satire, but actual fundamentalists also used it unironically back in the days (this image is 10-15+ years old).
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Ding dong ditch him, girl.
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Amen. Though I always heard it as, "Her fingers are for making things, not for diamond rings (nor for ringing the devil's doorbell)." Little pro-tip, fellas: if she's wearing a diamond ring, she's probably not the sort who's going to be rolling out fresh pasta dough, pizza dough, pie dough, bread dough, etc... for your dinner. There's a reason God put the rest of the woman around the sin cave.
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I remeber
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Brb
Ima go beat my shi
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