the current political zeitgeist summed up
the current political zeitgeist summed up
the current political zeitgeist summed up
Treatlerites would absolutely reopen Aushwitz for plastic straws
I cannot understand this. Paper straws are generally as good as the plastic ones as long as you don't leave them for hours and hours. If you're doing that, get a metal one, they're superior in every way.
But if we get rid of plastic straws I won't have microplastics in my brain, blood, and balls.
Have you ever considered that I want microplastics in my brain, blood, and balls?
Nah, paper straws get soggy fairly quickly
This is what I hope future archaeologists discover of our so called civilization.
I’m glad Elon is around just to show that Americans don’t have a monopoly on being absolute cringe
Okay it's quite obviously not a real screenshot but it took a moment to fully convince myself. The Trump part is so believable that I overlooked the other ones being more out there.
all real tweets. was questioning myself and did a quick search:
https://xcancel.com/elonmusk/status/1887889037354008729
https://xcancel.com/kanyewest/status/1887824082005111130
https://xcancel.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1887916067491574108
Oh my fucking god, even the last one, which I was so confident was the tell.
Can someone please clear up the correct amount of shame I'm supposed to be feeling right now?
Every single tweet is real here. All of them are also still on twitter.