Momma told me to flaunt what I got, and what I got is at least 40 bucks.

It was funny last time. Now I'm eggstremeley sick of these "egg=cash" posts.

I hope your eggs are newer than your bills.

How about I trade you two dozen eggs for those bills? Eggs are only worth a few dollars a dozen north of the border. We'd share more, but your leader is threatening our future.

Look at mr moneybags over here

I'm offer you 11 eggs and 12 bucks, and a hit off the bong