Unmasked: Musk’s secret DOGE goon squad—who are all under 26
The world’s richest man doesn’t want anyone knowing his right-hand people who are disrupting government.
These guys look like the sort of person who will spend the rest of their life bragging about this hoping it will help them get laid and not realizing it's why they can't
Imagine being such massive pieces of shit so young.
Why would that be hard to imagine?
Their brains literally aren't fully formed yet. And the prefeontal cortex is the last to develop.
Younger people will always trend towards "anti establishment" because of it, which makes a political landscape incredibly dangerous when the only two options only care about the wealthy.
The best way to prevent fascism is a pro worker socially progressive party.
Neoliberals stole that from us, then made America play Russian roulette 3x in a row with trump as the gun, and we lost twice.
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Your brain works fine when you're under 25 (no matter how 'inconvenient' this fact may be)
In-lieu of the young guys working on Musk's behalf, the old "Your brain isn't fully developed until your 25 claim" has emerged yet again
Here's why it's BS
TBH it's more forgivable with kids. They might grow out of it.
Kids? They can vote. I understand that there's a gradient of maturity, but we can't give folks a pass just cause they're young.
Exactly how I expected them to look tbh. Just generic looking kids.
They aren't kids. They're adults that have made their decision and must deal with the blowback from the public.
"adult" is just a word. 19 year olds are... barely adult, by my definition. I started feeling more like an adult around 30, if I'm honest. That's when my brain was like, alright, maybe I'm responsible, confident, and settled enough to have kids of my own. To take real responsibility.
Old creepy rich dudes have been exploiting young men for millennia, nothing new.
People should be careful in what they believe and trust. Musk created a belief long ago.
Peter Thiel’s blood boys.
Hmmmmm.... Some of those faces look a bit DEI to this proud American. At least they're all males.
DEI, all of them. They look like being assigned male at birth, but have obviously all transitioned into massive cunts.
The 🥦 is strong!
Imagine thinking this is a good career move. Or haircut.
This kid really out here using his haircut to advertise his dad's popcorn company.
Oh look, Elon groomed little boys who could have gone on to do something great.
Some opportunistic idiots who seemingly don't have anything to lose and can be ditched by Elon as scapegoats if the need arises. I almost sure he groomed them with the myth of him being self-made billionaire and provided them a fabulous opportunity to join him. I'm almost sure they aren't kids anymore, but also that they don't know how to crime and that they need a plan B. In the musical chairs game they are likely to fall on their asses once the music stops.
can be ditched by Elon as scapegoats if the need arises
Needs a catchy phrase to go with it. How about "Night of the Long Knives"?
It would rather be some 'DOGE-styling you GF as she screams in X-citement' kind of bullshit. Elon can't names.
And one who does is trying to cash in on his new job by charging people to read his Substack entry which boast, “Why DOGE: Why I gave up a seven-figure salary to save America.”
LOL
Yeah maybe if he sums up all of his pre-tax total comp for each year he worked there, he might barely reach a seven figure number lmao
To be clear, this is a legit article so it stays, but no threats of Luigi here guys, lemmy can't afford the attention.
See:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2025/02/03/martin-supports-for-musk-doge/
It will be fine we will all get Jan 6th pardons.
incel coup
The records they've illegally accessed and tampered with are protected by numerous federal laws. Some of these carry the death penalty. These kids could literally end up hanging for this.
If at least one of those assholes doesn't catch a bullet, I'll be very surprised.
And disappointed.
I really look forward to all 6 behind bars in a few years. I wonder if they know the level of treason they are committing?
There are a lot of steps before that happens. They are much more likely to end up killed than imprisoned by the looks of things.
Chairman Musk's Red Guards. His totally genius thinking spinned ground breaking innovative way to push authoritarian scheme using gullible youth.
"You have committed a crime."
Dangerous words. The kind of words that could get a man killed.
"Good Squad" is peak headline. They do look like a bunch of gooners.
Musk’s team of youngsters, as first reported by WIRED on Sunday, is Akash Bobba, 21, a student at the University of California, Berkeley; Edward Coristine, 19, a student at Northeastern University in Boston; and Ethan Shaotran, 22, who said in September he was a senior at Harvard.
The ones who actually have degrees, or at least have left college, are: Luke Farritor, 23, who attended the University of Nebraska without graduating; Gautier Cole Killian, a 24-year-old who attended McGill University; and Gavin Kliger, a 25-year-old who attended Berkeley;
The presidential diaper baby is a felon, and the people in charge of government don't even have degrees
Remember that next time an entry level job requires a master's, background check, and 5 years experience
Funny, i expected their shirts to be browner.
And the complexions to be lighter.
Wait.. I thought it was a crime to name them and share their picture.
Is the Musk Militia (or MM for short) coming for us?
Lol
Musk is an unelected Nazi tearing down the fabric of the country hour by hour. It's incredible that no one can stop the little shit or his team of little shits.
Not to name them, they are public employees after all, but threatening them or doxing them will get the comments removed.
That's the thing, they aren't public employees. DOGE isn't a valid government department, which requires congress. This is a private citizen and his private employees/associates (is he even paying them?) staging a take over of the government. Don't just grant them authority because they claimed to have it.
Not even old enough for their car insurance to have dropped yet
Archive link for those who hit the wall: https://archive.is/PWORx/
Some needs to put these fucken kids to bed.
Meritocracy at work ! These guys are obviously the most experimented people you could ever find for the job. Some of them even have a degree !
Awww, it's the Trumpler youth
Blood for the ai god
I always fancied myself as more of a Tzeentch adherent, but I'm down to start adding some skulls to the fucking Skull Throne right about now...
Has anyone tried punching their oh so punchable little faces?
That's pretty much what I expected
To understand what's happening right now please watch and share:
How credible is the channel? Also Gaza might be a perfect blank slate to set one of those patch. We ll see if USA give it to Israel or not.
Not sure about the credibility of the channel, but the information conveyed in that video falls in line with a profiling of JD Vance and Peter Theil that I heard from NPR a couple of months before the election
What's with the weird obsession with their age?
People who are that young aren't very responsible and experienced yet. And irresponsible and inexperienced people shouldn't have huge responsibilities.
25 isn't that young. 18 is good enough to join the military. It just doesn't track well and there is everything else about it to focus on that going on about their age is just like "that's all you got?"
Can't wait the Mike Judge limited series on this.
Strange that none of them have DSL's for their Groomer Elon!
The yes-mandaddy militia.
These are our future politicians. Image how evil they will become before they start running for office.
and its not at all surprising to see charlie kuck defending this
are there references on what doge is and is not supposed to be?
i guess dailybeast and wired made a sane call at least. baby steps.
Bottom left has school shooter vibes
Ageism.
There's reasons why they suck, and it's not because of when they were born
It is much more common for people who have only worked at 1 or 2 places, and who have not seen the impacts of changing economic cycles, to have less context and understanding of what is normal and acceptable.
