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MasterCard and Lady Gaga just destroyed my soul

So I'm watching the Grammies and I see a music video starting, and it's fucking Gaga (Abracadabra was the song). Like Classic Gaga. I fucking hated Andy Worhol Gaga, Tony Bennette and Target PRIDE Gaga. But it was fucking classic fucking Lady Gaga like Fame, and Fame Monster. She was so great, she was giving Griffith Berzerk and Bloodborne in the same fucking video. It was true to her fucking roots in custom couture that you'd mistake for Alexander McQueen.

It's a fucking Mastercard commercial. I'm gonna kill myself.

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  • Did you see her commercial for migraine medications? I don't think she needs the money for commercials like that.

  • I really hated the jazzy route she'd gone on. Her voice did not work on those songs. Swallow and a Million reasons have made me cringe when caught off guard with them.

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