Hoping for the funniest possible outcome
Hoping for the funniest possible outcome
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when one door closes ........
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This is Boeing, the doors don't really close lol
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… another blows out at 20,000 ft?
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... a door plug blows off.
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They need to join forces and make the Cyberplane!
The Boeing Tesla Cyberplane could be a revolution in aviation:
- First aircraft to use afterburners to overcome lack of aerodynamics
- Heavy and yet strangely flimsy construction
- Cell phones and radar can ignite the battery in flight
- Fuel efficiency can be throttled mid air by shedding parts
- Relevant comic?
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Piloted using a wireless Logitech controller
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Remember Elon Musk in Iron Man 2? Phony Stark pitching an electric plane to Tony who says basically, "it's your idea but we'll make it work."
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“A ‘tragedy’ struck today as the Boeing-Tesla Air Force One and Air Force Two simultaneously rerouted to crash into the headquarters of Boeing and Tesla. The planes were running on Tesla ‘full self flying’ and staffed entirely with Tesla robots piloted remotely by human operators on the ground, so when they exploded only the president, vice president, and their advisors and guests (including Tesla CEO Elon Musk) were killed.”
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I didn't normally pray. But.
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Praying won't help. Unless...
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I support this. And while we're at it, why not give them a cybersubmarine too?
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Lol they're just gonna blame "ANTIFA" and vance declares martial law
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Can we all talk of the true tragedy which is the onion going out of business due to real articles being unbelievable satire.
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Yeah! How the hell is the union supposed to compete with reality?
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Nobody tell him!
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Let them cook!
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This is like Tom (from Jerry) working together with the Coyote (from road runner) to try and get air force one replacements available.
To be clear: musk has nearly no engineering knowledge, whatsoever. He was fired for incompetence and literally all his idea are laughably stupid. At best he's a scammer who got lucky.
Boeing is a company that allowed greed to fuck it into the ground, literally, multiple times, killing hundreds for which they still haven't been held responsible.
Having said all that, please, by all means, I'd love to see the result of this freakshow marriage
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It'd be a shame if there was a critical malfunction in flight.
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It would not be shame, it would be a natural consequence.
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Please proceed lol
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🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
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oh. this is going to end well.
Very, very well.
cue Kaylee saying "Don't fly anything made by Boeing, they fall right out of the sky."
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I'll be in my bunk
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“Wings fall off” switch.
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Will it be next to the goat sound button?
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Wings? What wings? Elon will come out with a wingless plane design like a fucking tuna can and then be praised for his stupidity.
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"Defence". They trust "defence"/planes to Elon Musk, to Russia's puppet. Oh shit... I think Boeing airplanes' security will decrease lol.
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I wonder what will happen. Will the doors fly off, or will it catch fire by itself. Hopefully both. And soon.
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Boeing: Oh, you want a plane now? No problem. We thought you wanted one that actually flew
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rest assured that the plane will fly, it’s the landing part that might be a problem.
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I thought he wanted to reduce spending. This seems like a very expensive endeavor.
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Boing can save a lot of money by eliminating quality control, safety procedures and firing all the expensive and experienced workers, and staff the operation by minimum wage workers.
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Where did you think the money "saved" was gonna go?
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I support this.
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Aw shit here we go again
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Let's watch it play out.
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The all new Tesla Cyb-airforce X! Looks like if the F-117A and a dumpster had a baby, and then put that baby into another dumpster that wasn't it's mother. Is the opposite of stealth. So heavy it requires a support plane to help it fly.
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