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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

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1w ago

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Eating Moss or sth

Idk I'm not a botanist.

Can I take 2 out of 3?

One liter! That would require his balls to be at least 12.4 cm in diameter.
He better stay hydrated!
- How does one do the math on this?
  
  It's basic ball Math they teach it in highschool.
  
  volume is 4/3πr³
  I'm not going suffer my phone keyboard further for zuccs balls.
  
  I just brute forced with some values https://www.omnicalculator.com/math/sphere-volume
  The correct way is to isolate v and solve for r
  
  It's more applied math: handjobs and beakers
- Each individual ball would actually be about 9.85cm, assuming they're both the same size.
  https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=diameter+of+a+0.5L+sphere+in+centimeters
  
  The balls would be normal size because they don't produce semen, just the negligable volume that consists of the actual sperm cells.
  That's why it's still possible to ejaculate normally after getting a vasectomy. Well, normally other than the normal degree of fertility.
  
  True if the goal is for the total volume should be 1 liter but men switch between balls for each ejaculation.
  So the total volume should be 2 liters for it to work in our fantasy world where everything comes from the balls.

Don't believe this shit!
\ What they don't tell you:
\ the erection works on female genitalia only
\ you are a lizard only long enough to awkwardly shed your skin then turn right back
\ you actually have to consume 5 litres of jizz to produce that 1 litre
Think before you moss!
- you actually have to consume 5 litres of jizz to produce that 1 litre
  How is that a downside?
  
  Yeah, you get to consume 5l, then that 1l, then the 0.25l after that, then the 0.05l, etc. It just doesn't stop.
  The downside you get infinitely fat (a walking yo mamma joke). Don't forget you will wanna eat that lizard skin too.
  Wait, you think very noticeably erect vaginas are a downside?

Who's gonna tell Zucc that it only works on organic beings?
- Hitler when he's in Nazi hell

When I turn into a Lizard, do I get a cloaca? Do I get a magnicifent tail?
- How bout a frill?

Moss?
- That's right. More cum than you can imagine.
  
  Thats a challenging thought, and a challenge only the brave accept.

After the his eyes went wondering I'm glad to finally say he's just a man

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