Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores
Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores
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Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores
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I think we've finally hit the point where The Onion's headlines are less outlandish than the actual ones.
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That happened eight years ago, if not earlier.
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Sometimes, but we never got anything like "the president wants to annex Greenland." The Onion was usually at least just a smidge more outlandish.
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RIP Harambe
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I mean, really, shouldn't women have their own stores to buy this stuff in? This would protect women from the lustful gaze of men, too!
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But then you'll have men pretending to be women just to shop in the women's store!
Because rules have stopped creeps before.
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The Taliban has entered the chat...
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Men's grocery stores? Real conservatives know their woman is supposed to do all that cooking and kitchen work. /S
I think they mean Home Depot?
Menards(a Midwestern regional version of Home Depot) has a grocery section including hygiene products. If you are a single guy working on your house, it is almost a one stop shop for all your needs except alcohol.
You can buy tools, plumbing supplies, a grill, patio furniture, ratchet straps, a cask of cheese balls, shower soap, beef jerky, and a plant to show how nurturing you are.
Comes in cedar and hickory scented.