Elite Commando Sick Of Unseen Assailants Darting Through Fog To Quietly Dispatch Team One By One
Elite Commando Sick Of Unseen Assailants Darting Through Fog To Quietly Dispatch Team One By One
theonion.com Elite Commando Sick Of Unseen Assailants Darting Through Fog To Quietly Dispatch Team One By One
LOCATION CLASSIFIED—Grumbling “Not this shit again” as a shadowy figure zipped around at the edges of his vision, elite commando Maj. Teddy “Sandman” Hawthorne confirmed Friday that he was sick of unseen assailants darting through the fog to quietly dispatch his team one by one. “Man, it really tick...