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Ok, so lets say intelligent aliens that can space travel turn out to be real. What do you imagine they would look like and what would their goals be? What planet would they be from?

Personally, I like the idea of some sort of fuzzy subterranean gremlins from Mars.

Elon arrives and they prank him to death.

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  • Based on what we understand about the universe I honestly genuinely think that Aliens who could accomplish intergalactic travel would basically have to be some kind of eldritch horror to our eyes. Their biology or perception of time would be have to be so far removed from what we think of as sentient life I think we'd find them beyond comprehension.

  • I really recommend watching Scavengers Reign for anyone who finds this type of thing interesting! I guess it's probably not scientifically accurate from a speculative evolution point of view, but wow the level of thought and detail put into the alien ecosystem is mind blowing. Really beautiful show.

  • they look like us , but more slender , because of gravity , and they look for Art Music and Entertaiment , as they allready have everything else under space communism.

    thats also why they would not make first contact.. it would spoil the unique arts and the entertaiment they get.. , since they did first contact with Zobrob 4, they only produce shit...

  • Weird.

    I think they'd be weird. Like there's no real need for them to have bilateral symmetry, a distinct head that contains respiratory, alimentary, olfactory, auditory and visual organs.

    They might rely heavily on senses other than sight and sound, or see and hear totally different ranges from us.

    They could lack individuality, or be some kind of hive mind.

    I think they'd be really weird, but also I think that due to the size of space, even though I assume one intelligent species at least must be out there, that we'll never meet one.

  • I'd imagine them to look like some random weird animal. People overemphasize weird sea critters when going down this route; there's plenty of convergent evolution to go around and they might only look as weird as star nosed moles (on a casual glance from the outside; their interior anatomy and bone structure would be weird as fuck).

    I don't know why you'd ship actual live beings across interstellar distances. Either implies there's a way around the speed of light, or somebody is really fucking bored. The later is of course more likely.

    • I don't know why you'd ship actual live beings across interstellar distances. Either implies there's a way around the speed of light, or somebody is really fucking bored. The later is of course more likely.

      I can see it for the closest star systems to ours, the dozen or so stars within about 10 light years of the Sun. If we can get a spacecraft to 90% of the speed of light, time dilation cuts the elapsed time aboard the ship down to 43 percent of the elapsed time on Earth. The crew would perceive getting to Alpha Centauri in just 1.84 years.

  • they're from here, scientific materialism has fundamental limits that cannot readily describe all phenomena, and i bet they look like little grey assholes.

  • i would guess pretty close to earth.

    phospholipids naturally occur and form "cells"

    amino acids naturally occur and form "proteins"

    Solar energy is abundant so life forms will need to make us of it, photosynthesis will probably be used to move electrons first

    glucose is so easy to make things from

  • I genuinely think they'd look more or less like humans with latex prosthetics. Same kinda basic layout with similar advantages and drawbacks, with miscellaneous differences based on their home world conditions. Maybe their butts are in their nipples or they smell through their hair or something, but I think the evolutionary pressures that lead species to the development of technology would end up being remarkably similar to the ones that lead us to develop it.

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