psa
What if my goal today was to be very naughty? 🤔
Yeah no, don't worry I've infiltrated the council and intend to get them to legalize war crimes for crazy fem presenting people muahaha :3
You're a good baddie
you'll be put on a list 🎅
(but you are a good girl)
I suddenly had a vision of Santa as a mob boss:
He's making a list
writes down names in a lil black book
He's checking it twice!
hands the book to a grizzled elf with an eyepatch and gives a nod
He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice!
criminals meet up to trade Christmas themed drugs for whores
Santa Clause is coming to town!
godfather style montage of elf assassins taking out traitors on Christmas day
This incident will be reported.
genuinely made me feel better wtf
no i aint
yes (fite me)
i am below passoid level, i gotta get gotten
Is your username a reference to Aspens? =D
Edit: or Poplars or Cottonwoods? =)
yes!!
🥹
What if my goal today was to be very naughty? 🤔
Yeah no, don't worry I've infiltrated the council and intend to get them to legalize war crimes for crazy fem presenting people muahaha :3
You're a good baddie
you'll be put on a list 🎅
(but you are a good girl)
I suddenly had a vision of Santa as a mob boss:
writes down names in a lil black book
hands the book to a grizzled elf with an eyepatch and gives a nod
criminals meet up to trade Christmas themed drugs for whores
godfather style montage of elf assassins taking out traitors on Christmas day
This incident will be reported.