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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

thehardtimes.net Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.

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Facts!

Almost worth making a Facebook account to disseminate facts like this.
- almost
- I've still got one I keep semi-active (to stay in touch with long-distance relatives who aren't tech-savvy enough to move past their first social media site, LOL) and I'll happily post this over there!
  
  I keep mine alive for the same reason. This got me to post there for the first time since 2 or 3 years

Is that the guy that likes to give blow jobs to dead pigs?
- That's probably how he caught werewolf gonorrhea.
- You have to be careful with information like that. It might encourage some greedy little pigboy to become an hero.
- I thought that was former UK Prime Minister David Cameron.

They stopped fact checking just like Twitter didn't stop fact checking. It means they only stopped fact checking right wing news or popular posts that Zuckerberg doesn't like.
I assure you, if a Luigi post got popular, Facebook will "fact check" it before it gains traction.
- Just like any corporate status quo enforcer would yeah. Eh this is me probably preaching to the choir.
  
  Now that you mention it, it's interesting, considering how we all share the same views, how we use this platform to preach to ourselves rather than to organize and collaborate

Ol' Rat Cock is at it again, smh.

- This gif looks like it’s from a mid-90s GeoCities page.

Ya know if the online world becomes such a cesspool because of Musk and Zuckerberg that it actually brings back the old internet, that would be fucking funny.
- In order to bring back the old internet you need to stop interacting with corporate silo sites.
- Give me niche websites by hobbyists, not "influencers" and stumbleupon 2.0!
  
  Yesss

Possibly THE funniest thing to see as the first thing populating the homepage when tripping shrooms. Good laugh.
- Kinda though anything you saw while tripping shrooms would be the funniest thing to see while tripping shrooms.

Congrats for the upgrade!

Don't insult rats like that, man.
- No one's insulting anyone. This is very generous from that rat and a huge upgrade for Zuck.

I’m so glad that we have reliable news sources to inform us in these trying times.
- Do you think the onion has satire checkers, to make sure stuff is not reality?
  I think the satire checkers dropped the ball on this one.

The UHC killer Mark Zuckerberg who framed Luigi?

not fair, in the metaverse he has a big dong
- In fact, it exceeds the metaverse maximum by exactly 3 inches. I saw an internal meeting about it where he said "take that, Chad. Who's got a small dick now?"

I heard he eats prolapsed sphincters of diseased elderly animals.
- Isn't that just a hotdog?
  
  it'd be basically all sausages except hot dogs, since hot dogs are generally skinless afaik and hold together because they're like 30% flour.
- No that's RFK

is the seed of Dee Snider cosplaying as zuck? terrifying asf
- He's not gonna take that
  
  No, he ain't gonna take it!

Would be interesting to see the quality of his AI Project when it's trained on unmoderated Facebook posts.

So does it work? Can he fuck rats with it? Can he get rats pregnant?
I'm asking for a friend...squeak! Squeak!

That's wrong. He wants the user base to check the facts.
Looks correct, if you ask me....
- Facts are of course by majority rule

Shrodingers rat penis situation sounds like.

his stupid new hair only makes him look even more punchable, somehow
- Reports on meta state he's at least 10x more punchable.

And it was still an upgrade.

I can understand why he did this. This man has the smallest penis energy I've ever seen in my life.

Yet, although this exhibits strong The Onion energy, strictly speaking this could be posted in Not The Onion. Names matter, and I would love to be a fly on the wall witnessing the momentary meltdowns when people read this there...

The Chaser did this joke better in 2020
- I don’t click Facebook links.
  
  Sorry, I would have linked their own website but the original page is now gone. Their headline in 2020 was “Social media should not fact check posts” says child molester Mark Zuckerberg.

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