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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world

4mo ago

Good morning I choose frosted strawberry.

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Oh thanks a lot. My new year's resolution was to quit porn, after seeing the sexy strawberry pop tart lady I immeditely and violently had to go at myself whilst staring into her gorgeous sugar laden eye-tarts.
- As someone else on the train, it was disturbing to see.
  
  should have marked it nsfw
- Can’t blame you there. I’d pop that tart.

Some might say this is pop art

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
- I'm the gift that keeps on giving.
- Ugh. Reddit's that way...

Who said you could post a pic of my custom real doll

And that's probably the most unique thing I'm going to see this morning with no judgement made one direction or the other.

I’m pretty sure those are frosted cherry
- I second this observation. The sprinkles appear to be red and the filling is darker than strawberry usually looks.
  
  Krikey, we just found a certified pop tart conessieur out in the wild!
- Cherry? At least they went to good use then.

Gr-grab her by the poptart?

Totally understandable, it's the best poptart flavor

I wish more flavors came in unfrosted. The unfrosted ones are the best.

WTF

Gotta be somebodys kink
- This might be doing something for me

What SCP is this?
- 173-99

Punctuation still exists.

What a waste, shame on you.
- At least it’s not food waste.
  
  Just out of curiosity, how isn’t this food waste?

Unfrosted blueberry all the way

the perfect woman

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