I kinda feel like if I had one good fart, that'd really sort things out for me right now
I kinda feel like if I had one good fart, that'd really sort things out for me right now
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The bigger, the better. Make sure to push really hard when one comes! You'll be surprised what comes next!
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Now that's some clickbait I can get behind
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As I get older, I noticed that around 50% of the time, if I have a slight headache, or don’t feel right or comfy for no reason (i.e. not sick), it’s because I need to poop. Even if I thought I was done for the day, sometimes there’s just some that remains that when I go for that last round, I’m suddenly 100% feeling ok and fresh.
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Even if I thought I was done for the day
Interesting, never a thought I’ve had… hmm, you make me wanna try keeping a journal for a week
(You know, a journal, a diarrhy)
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Been awhile since you posted this OP, any luck? Please update us posthaste about your gastrointestinal proclivities.
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I had a mediocre fart that left me wanting. But eventually I had a few shits, and I'm feeling better for now
Thanks for your concern 😌
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Awww, it’s okay. Eat some beans and have some coffee, good luck for next time!
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How old are you? I've heard it said "Never trust a fart over forty" so you might want to hit the toilet for that, depending on your age.
You never want to be the person who sharts themselves.
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"Three things to remember when you get older: Never pass up a bathroom... never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart." -Jack Nicholson (The Bucket List)
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A good shart definitely would not sort me out right now 😭
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Have you tried standing on your head? It's not going to help your gas issue but have you tried it?
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How do you get your feet on your head?
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Portals
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Maybe you should try getting yourself something nice from Bad Dragon?
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I feel like that might cause more of a blockage than anything
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Only if you leave it there.
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This is shitpost, not fartpost.
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How easily one becomes the other
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Yeah, releasing a gut wrencher is the best.
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Take a lesson from the gays and loosen yourself up daily with a dildo.
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You clearly haven't seen how girthy my poops are
And if you have, then I have some questions and concerns
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In that case, get yourself some Bad Dragons.
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simethicone
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Blow some air up there to help it along. Like swallowing air to burp.
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I feel the same way about cracking my back. Just one good loud crack and I feel like all the kinks in my back would sort themselves out.
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