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SomeAmateur @sh.itjust.works

2mo ago

Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey

www.duffelblog.com Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey

Santa’s sleigh has been lost to integrated air defense fire

Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey

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SomeAmateur @sh.itjust.works

2mo ago

Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey

www.duffelblog.com /p/santas-sleigh-vaporized-by-heavy

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The real reason that NORAD tracks Santa is so we don't accidentally shoot him down.

South Parks: Red Sleigh Down

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TWA_Flight_800#Missile_or_bomb_detonation
- "Further examination of the airplane structure, seats, and other interior components found no damage typically associated with a high-energy explosion of a bomb or missile warhead"
  
  Yep. Nothing to see here.

If only.

Oh but a drone...

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